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poop adhesion

my sister shit on a house brick and stuck it to a tree...we took bets on how long it would take to fall down...amazingly it stayed there for three days.....is this normal???
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (11)
alritestill (7576)
2007-05-15 18:21:20
wats normal? the fact that ur sister shat on a brick or that the brick actually stuck to the tree? well,i dunno but i guess u can save a lot of money on glue now??..
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spamjavelin (7659)
2007-05-15 18:58:28
you and your sister are fcuked up sonny.
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-05-15 19:03:51
not much to do out there in montana ,is there?
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-05-15 20:27:26
fuck that, one of mine shitbricks stuck for 4 years.
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ChrisUFC (7139)
2007-05-15 20:33:47
It means your sisters shit is not normal, and neither is yours or her mind.
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smithee (4389)
2007-05-20 13:39:33
you have some weird hobbies. Creative though.. *applause**
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Havoc (9015)
2007-08-25 03:10:17
sticky shit
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TheBigWanker (11108)
2007-11-23 19:44:40
Did you watch her do this?

If you did (even if you didn't) your sister is just slightly messed up.

No, it isn't normal for a log of shit to act like glue, in particular with something as weighty as a brick.

I have conducted studies regarding fecal adhesion with a wide range of mammals including humans and the best we got was llama shit which was capable of holding a small piece of 2x4 to another for 2 days, three hours, five minutes and 32 seconds.

What the fvck does your sister eat? Concrete mix?
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ElChe (10775)
2007-12-27 20:02:32
she consumes so much cum, the cum made her shit stickier
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lilderek (15344)
2008-07-24 22:25:40
my house is actually cemented together with shit. its not adobe, we just live on the poor side of town.
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YumInsanity (16176)
2008-09-09 13:38:32
what a waste of shit, at least have some if your not putting it straight in the toilet
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