definitiely normal - I have done it, when in tenerife

Is it also normal to eat a Magnum whilst pulling a 'rate' dial ?

as long as you are leaning backwards and struggling to walk. If you are to eat the magnum, you must pull it swiftly across the mouth area of your dial, and then shout "Andreeeeeeeeeeewwwww" immediately afterwards.
Is it also normal to go into a trance while cutting up your steak?

Im not sure about the going into a trance bit with a steak, but what I do know is that Botham did NOT let anyone down.

Is it normal to be presented with a Birthday cake and then start whining about it and getting angry?

it is when the person who arranged for the cake to be made already knows you don't like birthday cake. "I don't f**kin like birthday cake, when have you ever seen me eat birthday cake??"

She should have gone to f*****g salad world instead then shouldnt she.

Is it also normal for a youth called Wayne to pull a million dials and then take a security mans truncheon and threaten to kill him with it?

This is the manager.

is it normal to write a report which states "these people cannot be managed easily"

Is it normal to be facinated by the report, then go to the managers office on the final day and shift everything around?

Is it normal to have to stump up two hundred dumper to stay in the hotel?

Is it normal for the hotel pub to have a average temperature of four million degrees celcius?

Hickory dock, hickory dock.

The rodent ran up the clock, the rodent that is white and rules supreme over all things living.

The lord our white rodent who runs up the hickory clad timepiece twice a day.

what the fuck???

lick my clock

I think u should wet ur lips as best u can, bend over and touch them to ur assh*le and blow into it until u explode.

Now shut the f*ck up and piss off.

shut the f**k up you f**kin septic tank! or you will get massed

The Great White Rodent, He climbs up and down the Hickory clad timepiece, twice a day, every day.

His disciples, the three blind ones, suffered severely at the hands of her that married the agricultural worker and she must and I repeat MUST be punished.

Those that fail to observe the ways of the rodent, shall ultimately fail in all walks of life.