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enjoy smelling own farts

Like the title says, I enjoy the smell of my own farts. Not other peoples farts, but I think my own smell pretty nice. Kind of like a cross between the smell of diesel at a gas station which I really enjoy, and the smell of sandlewood. Not like a lot of people's eggy farts. I'm lucky to have such a pleasant smell emit from my butt.
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Comments (7)
AssMountainSpelunker
I am lucky to have such a nice young fellow, such as yourself, to talk to. If it smellz good sniv it. Also, your farts are silent because you are a gay anal rectum hole stain.
farts
As Fat Bastard said, "everyone likes their own brand" but why make it public?? couldn't you keep this to yourself?
Anonymous (Story Author)
I keep my farts in when I'm in public, thank you very much.
@: blazveb
Missing the point
Well now, blazveb, if I'm not mistaken the whole point of this website is for people to admit to things that are not socially acceptable such as peeing in the shower, picking your nose, smelling your own farts, and so on, in order to see if it is really their own weird thing, or if indeed it is a common practice that no one will admit to. So, I for one, am happy that this was shared!
Anonymous
Farts
I love the smell of my own farts, but my girlfeind thinks this is wierd!
Do you recommend a 'Dutch oven'?
Garlic plus eggs. In bed at night. It lingers.
Jean Genet French queer writer sailor and jailbird said even the most beautiful youth produced foul smells. but his own always smelt so fine.