u r one friggin sicko..

r u saying ur dick is extremely small???

finally someone who will admit to having a dick the size of a toothpick.

What the hell is wrong with you smithee?

I recommend you wrap it in masking tape before doing this in case you split it open

SPCA ,where are you.

good luck buddy

i'd be great for you.

1) Thats the only kin of sex you'll ever have

2). your needle dick would fit great into the hamsters private parts!

GOOD LUCK!!! Although you can pick up a live chicken for around 2or3 quid and they would be so much better for screwing. Think about it, has your cock got a bigger girth than an egg? Eggsactly!

That sounds like a fabulous idea.

Smithee, when you say "i'd be great for you" are you offering up your anal passage to the world?
I knew you were a fag

LOL this has to be either .smithee or spamjavelin. F*cking homos.

i meant to say it'd or it would be great for you.

You sick fricken weirdo

ew....r u bi-curiouse?

hes got to be bi to get that idea
sickos are getting more and more

too funny

u desgusting TWAT

oh you are? your dick is really that small? wow

what are you gonna do with it after you're done?

i made me female dog lick my wet pussy so hard it made me get so horney so my sis decided 2 do it it made er feel da sme so we both licked each otha out n slept dat nyt naked n licked each other sucked tits n finger n snogged each otha all nyt i wud do it agen it makes me soo turned on xxxxxxxxluv girls pussy n tits espachlie ma sisters der fukin nice xx

Why not be a real man and have sex with a creature who can either reciprocate or have a go at thwarting your attempts? I suggest a wolverine. Live or die, the adrenaline rush will make it all worthwhile. Really! (Don't forget to post pics of the hot action for all to enjoy, assuming you survive.)