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Hey how you all doin tonite? Im GW your prez.Just sitting here in the Oval office doing some coke .the white powder kind,not the soft drink.Its friday nite,what else have i got to do?im in my underwear and ive got Abe's stovepipe hat on.im so freeking cool!WOOO!

Laura is upstairs so I sneeked down here,she frowns on coke.she is like a damn school teacher 'george stop chewing with your mouth open','george stop picking your nose','george stop doing coke.'damn does she ever shut up?By the way kids,dont do drugs.just say no.i only use them cause all of the pressure im under.just like Elvis.i know how to handle it,you youngens wouldnt.

well i guess we've won the war.mission accomplished and all that.we're paintin schools and making them little iraq kids all happy.all that bad news of death and exploosions is just that liberal media lying like dogs again.if it was up to me all the media would be shut down except Fox news,they only tell the truth.

id like to have went and fighted them mean terrorists but my great military mind was too valued to have it in danger.cheney wanted to go too but he had other priorities.dick is mean to me sometimes,he calls me 'retardo' and 'dumbass' sometimes.and when he gets looped on pain meds he is even meaner to me.but its ok.he is ugly and old and will be dead soon.Im Joe Cool and Ill live to be 100 and Ill piss on his grave someday.


well i better go upstairs ,i think laura is asleep.my constant drug use has made it difficult for little george to rise to the occassion,if you know what i mean, so im hoping she is asleep and wont want any.oh yes we great men have s-e-x too but we just pretend we dont.



all you kids have fun in here.Oh yeah Im supposed to ask a normal question before i leave ....let me see....


is it normal for a guy who is a great leader to want to do away with them silly elections so he can be king of his country forever and ever?