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Whenever I eat cantaloupe, the back of my mouth itches.
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Anonymous
2005-03-21 13:24:48
Remedy.
You should stick something way back there and scratch it.
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Anonymous
2005-03-30 12:19:36
Food Allergy
It just sounds like you're allergic. Don't eat cantaloupe and you should be fine. Unless you like the itching - in that case go for it.
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Anonymous
2005-05-02 11:33:57
this person and comments are
stupid
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Methos (49)
2005-05-13 15:20:07
Have you tried eating a Pulled Pork sandwich? This will cure everything but the shi*s and Scabies. It works every time.
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nixonismyhero (128)
2005-05-27 08:14:51
food allergy
yeah. a food allergy. i know a guy who had his whole head swell up and throat close b/c he ate a who canteloupe. so, just don't eat it. or, as with tanquray, only in moderation.
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Anonymous
2005-06-14 22:22:43
then dont eat it!!! DUHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2M@nySecrets (319)
2005-06-19 15:16:12
duuuhhh...
whats cantaloupe?
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moose (502)
2005-06-30 06:06:16
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2M@nySecrets
ahhhhh
I didn't know either
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cantaloupe
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METHOSjr. (83)
2005-06-30 12:16:32
!Mole~!
Cantaloupe is a special Mexican soup made with Tripe and spices. Then garnished with a whole tomato.
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Anonymous
2005-07-09 10:39:49
your allergic to them full stop
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Anonymous
2005-08-09 18:08:24
ur allergic u idiot.
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Orochimaru (9975)
2007-12-27 10:38:43
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