Sounds like you have a fetish, my friend. Don't think I've ever heard of the cough fetish but I'm sure you're not the first one. Who knows what explains it, but I wouldn't worry too much about it. It may be weird, but so what? As long as nobody is getting hurt, fetishes are fine. There is a big group of people that have a different, but related fetish which is sneezing. These are people that get turned on seeing a woman sneeze (I think its only men, but I could be wrong). Check out this forum to find more of your kind: http://www.sneezefetishforum.org

The one thing that worries me in your post is that you say you *don't like oral sex*. Now, that's not normal! Everybody likes oral sex!

what you have there is a fetish and it sounds to me like a couginh fetish and yes this is a 'normal' (what ever that is)and perfectly exceptable fetish and you are certainly not alone. Through websites and internet groups I have met lots of people with exactly the same fetish as you and some in particular who have a sneezing fetish. Some people believe it happens because of the parrell to the sexual organs, some believe its about power and the fact that it happens to everyone no matter how important, rich or famous they are and some believe it is the caring and nuturing side that attracts people eg if they get to care or look after someone if they are sick or have a cold. Studies into pyschology in particular child pyschology have proven that fetishes of occur/ develop from earlier childhood expereicnes. Maybe some in your past as affected your subconcious and turned coughing into a fetish. It is not wrong or abnormal each to the own no two people are the same and everyone is a unique individual.

and it is not just men who have sneezing fetishes. Plenty of women have it to including me.

Never heard of this befor but I bet your the only man who looks forward to your girl getting a cold

You associate coughing with your fettish to be gay. Its a well known fact that coughing raises gay blood cells levels in already impressionable gaylords. This may phase out with time or increase to a level that will see you bending over 24/7. Good luck.
Doctor I.M Gay

that is without doubt the most stupid and ignorant thing i have ever heard and i dont think that gay community would agree with that at all you don't CHOOSE to be gay its a part of you i suggest u drag yourself into the 21st century!

Sneeze fetishes are very common -- gay or straight -- more so among males than females --- I've not heard of a cough fetish before -- but its a variant. So absolutely normal and not anything to worry about. Just enjoy the boners and put them to good use. Too bad you don't get aroused from sneezes, there are lots of sneeze videos for people with the fetish.