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I'm in prison

hey im in prison and i just found this place.im serving 15-25 years for attempted murder ,rape and arson.i hope to be out in 2014.yeah i did the stuff i was sent here for.so what.i stalked a chick for weeks before flipping out and breaking in on her and raping her and then i panicked and set her house on fire to try and hide what i did.she got untied and called the police and i was sent away.


but while in prison ive learned so much.i been weight lifting and have got some killer muscles going.i could snap a neck with one arm if need be.i also got lots of time for doing penis enlarging exercises.ive went from 7 inches to 9 1/2 inches and thick as hell.

with my buff body and big wang Im going to Cali and star in some porno movies as soon as i get out of here.by then Ill probably have at least a foot of dick.this arab guy taught me the dick enlarging techniques in prison ,all arab men are taught to do them when they are boys.that is why arab men are hung like horses.


im also learning a lot about robbery forgery and identity theft.Im gonna be well rounded when i get out.LOL.


any you chicks in here want to tell me what you look like naked?
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Comments (15)
Shut up you retard. You are a big liar about everything. Stupid kid.
theres internet in prisons?
you're full of sh1t...you'd be on lock down with no computer and no internet...go and have a w@nk and stop posting silly girly stories.
Lol
Very creative but to fake. Iraqis have the smallist dicks ive ever seen in my life, im talking maybe 1 inch soft on average and they sometimes get boners when you search them because of course men are for pleasure and women are for reproduction thus explaining why in alot of areas they walk down the street holding hands like to faggets. Id say the biggest recorded arab dick was maybe 3 inches soft, hell asians put them to shame.
how did you know all of that sensitive info about Iraks ppl?? ... any way back to out subject there were a guy here sayin' there were some studies sayin' that Arabian have the biggest dicks in average... see this FYI: http://isitnormal.com/story/10289/#comment-97392... Read the last few comments. Chris some time you amuse me.. XD
Yardbird Motherfucker
I'm going off of my experience searching them, I searched hundreds of them easily and they only wear man dresses so when you check their crotch area with the back of your hand (because they really actually hid stuff in there and you had to search it) you would feel their little dicks. Which were half the time hard due to their gay raging hormones. If there is some big dick secret in the middle east then it never made it into iraq.
uh, no.
Y'know some prisons have internet access if their a low security prison.

Oh, and one piece of advice: Don't drop the soap
since wen did polce let people in prison coz dat aint teachin them a lesson is it now
I find this strory quite intruiging.. NOT.
you dumb bitch since when is there computers in prison when you said you were going to star in pornos were you talking about gay ones?
i look naked when im naked, A$$H0LE
goddamn liars