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I came across the Daleks and the Cybermen having this argument the other day, it went like.....

Cyber Leader: "Daleks, be warned. You have declared war upon the Cybermen".

Dalek Leader: "This is not war - this is pest control!".

Cyber Leader: "We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?"

Dalek Leader: "Four".

Cyber Leader: "You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?".

Dalek Leader: "No..We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek! You are superior in only one respect".

Cyber Leader: "What is that?".

Dalek Leader: "You are better at dying."

The Daleks then wasted the cybermen and thought they had conquered the world when all of a sudden the Great White Rodent appeared and a new argument broke out...

Dalek Leader: "Who, or what are you?".

Rodent: "I am the Great White Rodent, the leader and creator of all things great".

Dalek Leader: "I do not recall you creating us, we are the Daleks, the supreme race".

Rodent: "Correct, I did not create you, you are not great".

Dalek Leader: "We have four Daleks, how many are you?".

Rodent: "One.. Just me and the tangerine headed followers".

Dalek Leader: "You think you would destroy the Daleks with just you and your following? We have just defeated five million cybermen!".

Rodent: "No.. just me, my following will just laugh as I waste you".

Dalek Leader: "Exterminate".

With that, the Great White Rodent swung round his tail and knocked the four daleks from their wheels, the clock then struck one and the Daleks perished as the three blind ones and the Great White One himself wasted the Daleks by drowning them in ale.

The followers clad in tangerine laughed in tandem as the Great White one ruled supreme once more.

NEVER, EVER.. Under estimate the power and the will of the White Rodent, the great one.