I think the chances are that it is illegal. Kill it anyway, just don't get caught.

It needs to be killed, It is seriously doing my head in, surely there must be some noise pollution laws or something?

Possibly but that would involve hours of wasted council time and then some kind of stupid restraining order placed on the bird that will have little effect. How far is it from london cus i'll come up and kill it if you want.

150 miles from London !! Junction 30 of the M1, easy access though.

If your coming up for the kill, let us know and we shall buy you a pint or ten for killing it !!!

Can I come see the peacock on my trip?

No you cannot Chris, because by the time you arrive the peacock will be dead !!

We will film it for you though.

So let me get this straight, there is one peacock in your town that runs around at 4 in the morning raising hell? We use to have a whole flock right down the road from me but most of them died out from cars and wild animals.

Yes, this one f*****r is a clever one though, avoids cars, always perched high up or running at speed.

A gun is required.

Its mad and the noises it makes are unreal for just one animal.

I was in Hawaii one time and there were barking chickens who wouldnt shut up in the morning and I couldnt sleep. Put earplugs in your ear. You cant kill pets.

Smithee you have never even left the trailor park, dont make up stories about hawaii.

Disagree Smithee, If the pets owner cannot look after the pet correctly, ie let it go f****g wandering around the streets all night, then why should I give a f***.

Also, you try telling your four year old son to put earplugs in when he goes to bed !!

The peacock WILL be murdered, this weekend.

Go on tangedial, please kill it for me, I know you are as sick of it as I am, so.... please kill the bastard.

Last night I left the Black Bull at 2.40am, I got home and needless to say, I wanted some sleep as I had to be up for work in little over 4 hours.... 4.15am... The bastard peacock kicked off again.

I will kill the fucker if you dont and after that its the neighbours cat for fucking meeeowwing all night.

If I was in that situation trying to hold on to the last hour of my precious sleep I would of ran down in a fit of rage and killed it right then and there. Nothing is more worse then getting screwed out of your last hour of rest after a night of drinking.

It is now reaching the stage where I want to kill the peacock and its owners too.

My neighbours fucking cat spends more time walking, shitting and meeeowing on our garden that it does on theirs, I have started throwing the cat shit over the fence onto her garden.

I have a dog.. do I let my dog run on neighbours gardens, shit on them and let it bark... NO.

Fucking peacocks and fucking cats want killing, as do their irresponsible owners.

Sorry for going on about the same thing again, but that fucking cat next door is now on my agenda more than the peacock.

They will both die a slow painfull death.

The fucking family that live adjacent to me though, now them fuckers take the biscuit. They have just moved in and my Mrs has just text me stating they have bought with them THREE fucking geese.

That surely isnt allowed on a respectful manor like The Dial. Geese are alos noisy bastards, they will be getting it for sure if them cunts start.

My new order of merit:-

1, Neighbours Cat
2, The Peacock
3, The Geese
4, The owners of all the above.


If I get rudely awoken tonight, death will be in the air, that I guarantee.

Magners with ice please sir.

Its getting beyond a joke.

My Mrs has called again, after the neighbours dropped off their three geese they drove of to do another 'pick up' of their belongings.

When they returned they had a large cage on board with loads of fucking parrots, the parrots were making fucking ludicrous noises, sounding more like mechanical blackbirds.

I am going to release a tirade of animal slaughtering over the weekend, it has to be stopped.

Shoot it in the head.

Aint got a gun !!

thats right you guys arnt aloud to own any are you? Thats shitty.

Thats right, we are not allowed to carry guns without licence in the UK.

I would not agree with your comment about it being shitty though !!! I would not like to see gun crime being made any easier in the UK.

Gunning the peacock down though would appeal to me, as would gunning down the 'mechanical blackbirds' and the geese.

How hard is it to get a licence?

I dunno really, never tried, but it has to be for hunting purposes or for gun club members.

You cant just go out and buy one unless its on the black market and if you are caught with one then its off to the old nick for some of her majesty's pleasure.

find the peacocks food, and put crushed alkaseltzer, powdered rat poison, and crushed aspirin.... the peacock will never know what occured, and neither will it's owners.

just run blindly in the streets with an axe and chop it up, along with any witnesses therefore ensuring you're freedom and innocence in the court of law.