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Wanking w/ Flies

So Today i started masturbating as i usually do at 3:30, when i saw a fly going round the room. I didn't really bother about it at the time.

I was loading up a porno with my erect penis out, and the fly landed on my penis. Right on it. The thing is, i liked the sensation of the fly on my penis. So much i tried wanking while it was still on there.

is this normal?

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Comments (15)

.smithee (5646)

2007-05-24 13:58:53

You sir are a piece of shit making up this stupid story and wasting my time. Not my problem and I dont care. Go suck on dinosaur bones you idiot.

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Virtue2020 (7190)

2007-05-24 14:07:08

@: .smithee

lmao ur a funny guy smithee, why does everyone make fun of you?

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smithee (4389)

2007-05-24 14:21:39

flies are disease breeding nasty ass animals. I wouldn't reccomend it.

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.smithee (5646)

2007-05-24 14:22:35

@: Virtue2020

Its because they are jealous of me, Im the chick magnet. The guys here just wack off all the time while I get the real thing. Notice all the jerking off stories, thats all they do. Thats why they hate me.

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smithee (4389)

2007-05-24 14:25:28

@: .smithee

people who are the whalish type, such as yourself are NOT chick magnets. You are at least over 500 pounds. No girl wants your pin dick.

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.smithee (5646)

2007-05-24 14:30:49

@: smithee

Shut up retard. Im the real Smithee, you an imposter who wont even post his real photo. chickenshit.

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smithee (4389)