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I am God

I am God, follow me and bow down on ur knees. (Chris, u should be good at that). Worship me, praise me and of all else, sacrafise urself to me.
If u do not follow me, u can suck dick(ask chris for advice and pointers). Pray to me at night, and above all else, just remember, i own u all. HAHA (Hi justin)

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Comments (16)

Virtue2020 (7190)

2007-05-25 12:39:39

u r gay stop posting these stories u queer

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raps-leafs (8272)

2007-05-25 12:44:00

fuck u, plus, i'm makin fun of chris
how can u not love that

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vaver16 (2811)

2007-05-25 15:14:22

@: Virtue2020

i agree

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loveislove (8553)

2007-05-27 05:57:11

find another name to call yourself with-Not God

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spamjavelin (7659)

2007-05-28 20:28:21

How the fcuk can you be God when everyone knows that I AM GOD...

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Potato (7428)

2007-05-28 20:48:16

you are all heathens god is not you and he has a son his name is jesus he died for you're sins and you will go to hell with satan and birn for all eternity while angels are giving me handjobs and feeding me grapes

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ChrisUFC (7139)

2007-05-28 21:08:18

How did I miss this post? Thanks for thinking of me poster.

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illbreakyerrface (7604)

2007-05-28 22:41:16

"God" you obviously have a lot of time on your hands why not make food for the poor or make world peace

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Be_weird_with_me (8615)

2007-05-30 16:34:26

Yeah, and i'm satan.

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lexi_rawr (8643)

2007-06-01 13:55:19

whoo! go satan.

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ChrisEnder (8654)

2007-06-11 10:12:44

yikes...which Chris...I'm not gay like you

(for the record...that was sarcastic and I know he was talking to ChrisUFC...so fuck off)

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JanIAm (10668)

2007-10-05 23:51:22

Dear God:

(1) Why is it that you spell so poorly? Aren't there any spell checkers in heaven?
(2) Who is Dick, and why should I suck him?
(3) My birthday is on 10/31, and I would like a pony. I have been good all year except for that time last fall when I woke up on the train with no clothes except for a soggy football helmet and pink nipple rings.

So don't fuck around like you did last year, OK? That fake vomit and plastic dog poop set that you gave me was really lame.

Your humble servant,

Jan

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JanIAm (10668)

2007-10-06 13:54:04

poop

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JanIAm (10668)

2007-10-06 13:54:36

Last comment was from my mentally defective 13-year-old son. Obviously, ignore.

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gizzie56 (8681)

2007-10-06 19:59:23

@: JanIAm