I wanna fuck the Jackass guys (except for preston lecy), esp. steve-o

I wanna fcuk meatloaf...

Billy Piper
Indiana Evans
and Annasophia Robb in a couple of years

you're a paedo.

Hmmm... Rosie Odonnell

thats worse than meat loaf !!!

My 1st wife... Just because she is happily married.

Chris, you did not like Rosie O'Donnell...you love that fatty .smithee and I have prove that you love him!

http://s199.photobucket.com/albums/aa29/gangbang420/?mediafilter=remixes

You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks.

quit yer pestering of these boys about who they'd like to boff.pestering hand whackers with who theyd like to canoodle with is like pestering a starving kid with a sandwich---it just aint proper.

I aleady told you to make a new slide show of me and stargirl.

LoL yeah she was the worst I could come up with.

what about smithees momma ?

stfu, i'm trying to compile a list of the sexiest people... Then i'm going to do what the devils voice said and fcuking kill them all..including you if you don't post a reply on who you want to do the most.

Slackjaw is such a pussy, he is one of those people who run their mouth off to anyone. He is a true shit bag.

I'd F*ck Martha Stewart.

martha (milf) stewart.. hehehe

how about cher. EWWWWW

Or Cher's son in that movie where he had a weird shaped head and all their friends were Hells angels bikers and Cher played the part of a slutty mother who liked to fcuk bikers and the kid with the weird head, Cher's son, collected baseball cards and money to travel the world but the ugly fcuker died before he even seen an aeroplane...

Lmao yeah I hated that movie, I never saw the whole thing becuase her son made me sick. Thats a great choice, cher is a slutty mom. I love how shes still running around wearing slut clothes like some dude would want her. Her daughter is a lesbian too, thats from all that good parenting cher and sonny did.

Who the fuck is that? I just knew your were going to say chrisufc, screw you then.

I would like to see a gay porn Will Smith and Chris Tucker fucking each other while
I fuck Britney Murphy picture

You are weird jojo.

who would be the pitcher?

If I had a choice, I would make passionate love with Elisabeth Shue, classy lady.

yeah I saw him, good choice. I bet he would toss your salad for you.

I saw his ugly pic and something about the simpsons and that was enough for me. I think youd rather bang me then him anyday. Even though you have never seen my pic, yes he was that ugly.

i would like to bone stargirls mommy.

Ok let me get this right.... You really do want to fuck him? Because he does homer simpsons voice? I do see more then just looks but someone has to atleast look decent. Remember it goes like this
1) must be white
2) must look decent
3) must have a personality I can deal with

Thats the order it goes.

I will never forget the fact that you just explained to me that you want to fuck a old dude because he is the voice of homer simpson. You are not high right now are you? Jesus Christ I think my days of hitting on you have come to an end witht that comment. You would be with an ugly guy just because he got along with you? You would be with an ugly guy just because he wouldnt cheat on you? Get your facts straight I know your lying about that and im sure the guys you have dated were decent looking guys so get off your high horse and admit it doesnt make you a cold hearted ass hole or bitch to say "yeah you gotta look decent for me to fuck you."

Ok how does it help? Homer simpsons voice is not sexy so what the hell? I never said pic between a mean good looking guy and a nice ugly man, I simple said looks to matter and they come right after color on my list. You make your self sound like you are only after ugly men. Out of all the people in the world you put him on this list and thats crazy.

You know looks are so important to me I would rather be with a mean ass bitch that looked great then some really nice ugly girl. Girls who are crazy and stalkers dont bother me, ive had my share.

I am to poor to afford a pool boy or a pool so I dont have to worry about that.

Ok how do you even know who he is? Like wow, you may think its cool he does voices but how can you want to fuck him? You dont know him persoanly so you dont know if hes this perfect guy who is nice you just know he can do homers voice. Thanks for automatically down grading me and saying I have no talent, for all you know I could be a clown at the circus.

I just think you are crazy for making such a big showing of how you dont care if a guy looks good at all. You are lying anyways, you just want to pretend you are this free spirit who only loves who is connected to you in the stars a shit, whatever honey.

I'm not shallow, and yeah I guess until I can afford the pool I wont get that shallow girl ive always dreamed of. I'm 24 years old and I can tell you this, the only stuff I was watching in the 80's was cartoons and I dont even remember that so you are either much older then me or just full of shit.

I donno about the talent deal, I guess I do but I can do voices and shit so not the type of talent you fall in love with I guess. I just find it hard to believe that he is the one you would choose because you saw him on tv a few times and heard his voice on the simpsons, I mean come on JoJo you seem to have more self respect than to settle on some old dude. You are scary sometimes. You can quit the LOL's because I doubt you are just cracking up in a roaring laughter like you try to make it seem.

Lmao oh man Lmao Lol Oh my god, Rosie O'Donnell? If you read me and spams conversation I think you would see that we were fucking around. I hate that bitch more then I hate anyone else on the planet, jesus christ just listen to her fat lesbian mouth run and you would hate her too.

My point is I dont remember shit from the 80's more or less a tv show and an interview with some middle aged guy that made a werido voice, it sounds like you were tramatized has a child and are ubssesed with him.

I really dont have a numberone person I would fuck, it changes all the time but I will get back to you when I think of someone. The simpsons is a washed out cartoon now and anyone that still watches it is crazy I havent laughed at an episode since middle school. Southpark was the cartoon until tom Cruise got it pushed back so late.

Id fuck Danny Minogue

Nope, they are not a copy off of the simpsons, the simpsons could have imspired shows like that and family guy and king of the hill but it doesnt mean that south parks is based off of the simpsons. I saw the sea people episode too and it was paying tribute to them but if you watch both you can see they are both different and south park is more of a modern show containing real life problems and shit.

Plus they make fun of all the wackos in the world on many episodes where the simpsons never stepped outta line at to the degree.

Just because the simpsons came first means nothing, dont defend your pathtic cartoon to a much more modern and funnier cartoon.

Your my age right? I dont know shit about the ullman show.

How old are you then? Or will the trolls run with that? I doubt you are that much older living the single life and all. The plots are not taken from the simpsons tardo, get your self together before its to late.

Man, I would like to know how old you are above all things, I dont think your much older then me but its not like it matters a whole lot. Seriously what do you have to loose? Its not like your over the hill and afraid to admit it.

:P

your about 50?

Well I can swear you use to have it up on your profile and you were 23 when I was also 23 (I just had a birthday and yes I want my gift now). You are probably just smarter then me and have a better memory where my memory is trash and I only remember fucked up stuff. I cant waste the day looking into all your post to find out how old you are, its not that important to me like the sex story is.

No not your IQ we are talking about her age.

Well I can swear it use to say it. You may be 25 at the most and just be smart where I'm a retard when it comes to memory.

I hope your under 30, did you have an engagment that went wrong or something?

Cut off age for a relationship or to talk with? I dont know Id rather date a younger girl that was less abused by the world and the loser dudes that live in it but I cant say 30 would be a cut off age but I doubt I would have anything in common with someone 6 years older then me just like someone 6 years younger. I dont care how old you are ill talk to you if your 30 Id just rather not talk to someone underage that would be sad.

You use to watch cheers? This video is kinda funny..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRHmAhhXUsU&mode=related&search=

So are you looking for that special someone to be older then you.

yes. ok. sure.

jamie lynn spears and emma watson

lol

fcuk off . you talk such crap...

I'd f*ck stargirl. Woo Hoo!

How was the weekend? Camp out with the animals and bugs again?

So what catigory do I fall under? Immature?

I went out in the gulf yesterday fishing and got a sweet sun burn that about all I did. The whole weekend with the kids? I bet this weekend your going to make up for all that. Glad you find me mature.

By reading your posts and what you have said in them I take it you must be around 34. I would be willing to bet Ihave come closer than anyone elses guesses.

By the way Happy B'day

Wow another birthday, you cant be in your 30's but im sure your close.

Your in your 30s? Say it isnt so..

Hey now im not trying to hurt your feelins, im sorry if i did. You just always seemed to me like you were around my age.

You sound like your living the life of a young person. Most of the conversations we share are things young adults would talk about. Do you ever get afraid your not going to find a husband? Dont take that the wrong way.

I'm enjoying the single life but I hope when everything in my life gets on track I will be married by the time im 30 and with kids hopefully. Two people who shouldnt be together should never get married over lust or just the fact that they have been together for a couple years and decide "what the fuck lets do it." You also got to seek out that person and make your self available because the thought of a single life forever is a scary thing.

Brad Pitt man hes hott!

Wat ? Not only is Stargirl claiming to be a feisty red head, but she is in her 30's ?

THATS EVEN HOTTER !


(excuse me while I have WILD fantasies)

hey, well if your single...then you!


but after that "Dolores O'Riordan" (singer for The Cranberries)

I perosnally think that stargirl is one iof it not thr hotrted girl on here.
I wthi that sghe shows sophistkian in everything she sdoe and not nly thta see she what on her find, I f you don't like it than fuck you becuase she doesn't give rip!

Brirany Spears....I'd love to ram it down her throat that screw the excess fat off her!

you wish you were an oompa loompa

oompa loompa

johnny depp & david beckem[[hell yeah]]

JHONNYYYY FUCKING DEPP!!!!!! i could just eat him aliiiiiivvvveee....

-dirt dobbler

Kate Beckinsale. Or Katie Morgan (if I could do anal).

ALL OF YOU WAN TO RAPE A DOG

Hmmmm....CELEBRITIES that I would like to suck off and have fvck ME up the ass:

*John Goodman
*James Gandolfini
*Jim Belushi
*Will Sasso
*Kevin James
*Ving Rhames
*Kevin Youkilis
*David Ortiz
*Actually about 50% of Pro Baseball and Football players.


In real life. My best friend. No one compares to him.

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a 19 year old Paul McCartney... not the old one. He was such a cutie then! But time travel isnt possible, so probably jessica alba? or someone that could give it to me... maybe idk

Tom Cruise

Belladonna