Can't get clean

Happens to me too. I think the problem is crapping too much. If you only crap once or twice a day (like you're supposed to, I think) then everything's much more compact and solid when it comes out and doesn't need much of a cleanup. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to vomit.

Johnson and Johnson sells adult wipes. They leave you feeling clean and fresh (and they are flushable). I suggest stopping by your local grocery and picking up a few...

As the poster above says, it's probably more to do with your diet and the consistency of your shit than anything else.

I think it has to do with what kind of toilet paper you use. Try buying the more expensive varieties. They are probably softer and clean better.

sounds like you may have hemmeroids my friend. be careful with what you eat, so your stools aren't too loose, and you don't have to wipe the hell out of your ass :)

Eh, shivers run up and down my spine.

Hair catches stuf. Do you have any hair? Do you reach up inside the hole, or stay on the surface? That is why I try to limit my pooping to right before I take a shower.

I always use wipes,but talk to a proctologist there is something wrong if you are seeing blood. better to fix it now than later

nothing wrong with a little wet wipe

That happens all the time its called Bear Ass Syndrome, next time this happens stick ur ass in the sink and scrub it clean with one of ur family members toothbrush.