Princess Dianna dies
Princess Dianna died and went to heaven and was being given a guided tour by St. Peter.
They walked paseed a small door and she heard terrible screams from inside
Whats that screaming she said
Thats where well take you and drill some holes in your head to screw your halo on it only hurts for a minute said St Peter
They walked on a little further passed another door where she heard more terrible screams.
Whats that she asked
Thats where we drill a couple of holes in your back to screw your wings on it only hurts for a minute St Peter said
I dont know about this heaven I might go down to hell and see what thats like Dianna said.
Oh no dont do that begged St Peter theyll rape and sodomize you 24 hours a day.
Dianna said.....
Well at least Ive already got the holes for that.
Is it normal to think this joke is funny?
b) It's not funny.
I hope you end up on the radio the tv the dash board and take hard against the wall!!!
NOW FUCK YOU!!!!
NOT FUNNY
What an idiot
I bet she was a prostitue who was hired by Charles and then she black mailed him into making her princess or she would tell the press!
Nice story there but I think she would have gone to hell straight away!