Milk makes me poop?

Yeah me too. I have cramps and diarrhea when I drink milk. I have lactose intolerance, and I take a pill before I drink milk now. Maybe you have the same thing and should see a doctor.

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Just stay within running distance of a toilet and don't consume too much lactose. People probably think I'm bulimic because I go to the bathroom immediately after eating. I eat a lot, and purge it out my anus. The fact that I consume a 2 liter or more of soda a day might contribute to this.

you are lactose intolarant.take lactaid it works

that's weird common sense would say DON"T drink milk if you're lactose intolerant, and drink water. Drinking too little water can cause constipation or diarrhea

Maybe?

if its lactose intolerance, its a light form. its totally normal, just be thankful you dont get diarreah or the runs like these honest people that have commented before me.

NEDM

this is lactose intolerance without doubt. Its minor though because true cases are allergic to every dairy product regardless of processing. You body does not produce the enzyme needed to recognize lactic acid in your digestive tract. I suffered from the exact same thing. I tried lactaid, its okay, but what worked was dairy fasting. For About six months i avoided everything dairy and then one day everything was normal.