that is the fucking sickest thing i have heard yet

NEVER, that's fucking gross, you should have more self resect for yourself than to go fuck a dead body.

Well if your girlfriend or wife or whatever had only died life an hour before then why not?

ok 2 thoughts on that.Ive read about guys who liked to screw dead woman and the only way they could have sex with a live woman is if she was willing to soak in a tub of icewater first so her body and especially her female parts were cold.

2nd....id probably screw a sexy dead chick if she was recently dead (an hour or 2) and she didnt die of some horrble accident that left her mangled up.i mean what heterosexual guy wouldnt screw a recently dead jessica biel ?

Ok, these people work in alot of funeral homes, dont think they dont. Any place that holds dead bodies is bound to have a few freaks there, that is why they do the line of work. I would maybe screw a dead chick if she was really hot, freshly dead and a few million dollars were on the table for me. Maybe.

Hell yeah, I'd fuck a dead body...name the time and place.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

Think you should replace smithees quotes with mine, Im on fire!!! owwwwwwwwwwwch!!!

That reminds me I gotta replace his comments with some new dumb ass ones from him,

If Natalie Imbruglia suddenly knocked on my door and stepped inside and told me she was about to die and to call her an ambulance i was wait until she died then stand over her still warm body and say "natalie, you fcuking ambulance" then i would hump her..

lol

I would fuk if it was fresh

lmao

Would you have sex with a dead body ?
Would you have sex with a dead body if someone paid you a lot of money ?
Would you do it for the fun of it ?


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Seing as I'm an expert necro, to all the above, yes. I have fucked all kinds of dead people, and its become a pastime. If you havn't tried it, I'd make a start, cuz hey.......




Dead chicks dont say no!

That's fucking disgusting. I would never in a million years fuck a dead body

No. Thats disgusting. Thats fucked up.

it's a special ocassion for you asswipe...so fuck off.

if he just died n was really hot n rigor mortis(sp?) was in the right spot... i guess, not!

do you in all seriousness have sex with dead people?
if you do please comment me back because I want to speak with you.
please.

i was speaking to im_a_necro.

just to inform.

It would be hard to have sex with a dead guy... even if they do get stiff.... 0_o

Hell, who would take money to fuck a dead person? I'd gladly pay to do it!

The SCARY part is that if Natalie, the little girl from down the block said the same thing, the same thing would happen.

The Beautiful Ms. T.

im not saying i would... i wouldnt,... but rapists sometimes kill, the body is warm and still lifelike but wont fight back.... it would be nastier to frigg a decomposing body. what I dont understand is how a moving body is ok , but when it cant move it's instantly gross... Im not condoning necro... but just asking why necro is ok but living sex isnt

last sentence vice versa

Would you have sex with a dead body ? If we were in a very intimate relationship and she just died...maybe.
Would you have sex with a dead body if someone paid you a lot of money ? She better be fresh... :)
Would you do it for the fun of it ? I don't think so.

SICK DUDE I HOPE YOU DIE AND THAT YOUR PENIS WILL FALL OFF. IN THAT ORDER.

for fun if it was less than a week old.

And to think you got the balls to defame my character when you would fuck a dead chick as long as she is good looking the more i learn about you the sicker i get. Man you are one pathetic sick fuck!