Do you mean want?

well i'm available for hot chicks.. i have plenty of sticky white love p1ss for you aswell.

come get me then big boy!!!!!

yeah smart ass

Your either a girl with a sick mind or your a horny dude living out his dreams.

Is this sick? I thought guys get turned on by it?

The probability of "hotchic" being an actual female is too low to measure or record.


Gotta give "hotchic" credit though.....it did fool some guys!!

I have never seen a 13 year old girl hit on so many guys who she doesnt even know in my life. Her pic is most likely stolen and its just sad someone is out there playing everyone to be this young girl.

hahahaaaa you're 13... i'd split your kipper and get sent to jail... fake post...again.

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MEOW!!!!

Fuck off spaz

Well first of all, whoever "hotchic" is, they certainly are not 13.

Secondly.....not a girl.


Good God men!!!....Don't you recognize a troll when you see one!!!???!!!

anybody on here that is under 18 doesnt get a second look from me

It's funny how so many people on here claim to be under the age of 18 and are allowed to continue to post when it says right in the terms of service that you must be 18 to join this site.

Seems someone's not doing their job.

:)

Yeah i think the same thing alot of times, I dont mind someone to be on here underage has long as they dont get out of line with the sillyness and childishness. So how many years ago were you 18?

Nice try Chris.....but I'm not going to post my age!

Is that why you like me? My youth? Did you watch my video I posted or what?

I like anyone who doesn't act like a complete moron and has some sense...no matter what age.
However, I have to admit, most people who I don't like for their ignorance are in the younger generation.

And no, I didn't watch any video....I don't want porn on my computer!

Ok, its not porn I promise its really funny check it out. Make sure you watch it until they start speaking english.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aCxDZRJKkqY
Why do you only come on here at work? I doubt you are THAT busy in the evenings and weekends.

Honestly.....it's because I don't want a computer in my home.

Simply for the fact that I find myself wasting too much time on it....like right now!

You'll probably find it strange that I don't have cable or satellite either.

Very strange, I can see you wanting to keep your self away from it but you are going to eventually have to bear down and get one. Cable is overrated but I couldnt live on just regular tv, well I could but I wouldnt like it. I pictured you at home running the tractor all weekend and hearding cows or something like that.

LOL!

I spend my weekends camping out with friends and going to or throwing music festivals.....not driving around tractors and herding cows!

Oh god im getting visuals of the state parks and stuff, this is worse then I thought. I'm an out door person but you wont catch me camping anywhere but in a bed in a house with ac.

fancy letting me sh1t on your chest ?

I'm a doctor,

Chris UFC IS the Goatse guy

www.goatse.cx

I dont have that kind of money McFly.

No state parks are involved.

It's private property that belongs to friends.

I love camping....and I would camp all year 'round if it weren't for the extreme cold weather we get here.

:)

That is why you should live in florida the state that has weather you can handle year round, is there alot of pot smoked on these camping trips?

But I like the weather changes.....hot summer, leaves changing color in the fall, snowy winter (for now at least) and sunny spring.
If they were all the same it would be quite boring!

And yes, pot is smoked on these camping trips....

I didnt see snow until I was in my teens and went on a trip to Montana. I had a good time but wouldnt want to deal with that shit every year. We do have seasons here just not the rough winters you are use to and thats why all the snow birds fly down for the summer from Ohio and Michigan. Dont worry JoJo you will still get your snowy winters, wasnt this last one like the worst youve had for many years?

Sorry to hear your out smoking the ganja on the trips, I wish you would quit.

I really don't mind and actually look forward to the snow. When I was a kid we used to get up to 5 feet of snow and we made all sorts of tunnels and ramps for our snowmobile....it was a lot of fun!
Now we get maybe 10 inches a year....it's not as much fun, but I still like the snow.

You wish I would quit smoking ganja, and I wish you could stop bugging me about it but neither one is going to happen.

:)

You should be flatterd I care so much. Can you sky where you live? I did it in montana and it was great hope to do it again someday.

Do you mean ski?

Yes we can ski....there are ski resorts.

Although, I've only skiied once.....I prefer snowmobiles and 4 wheelers in the snow!

LoL yeah ski wow, I dont know how I missed that one. I'm a bad speller but not that bad. I'm all about 4 wheelers I got a raptor, I use to ride it quite a bit before I went into the marines but now Its hard to find any where legal to ride it where I dont have a fear of getting thrown in jail. So your property is flat? No hills to play on in the snow?

I had to question the spelling of that because at first I thought you meant "sky diving" or something similar....which I'd also like to do!

Some of my property is flat, but there are also hills...not mountains, but hills. Sled riding is always fun, but boring after you've hooked your sled up to the back of the 4 wheeler and raced around!

I'll never forget my brothers and father telling me I couldn't ride the 4 wheeler with a skirt on when I was a kid......and of course I proved them wrong!!

Scary thought, thinking about a girl out wearing a skirt riding a four wheeler. Sounds like something the redneck girls would do around here. Sky diving sounds fun I would like to do it, my sister in law did it a few years back and she enjoyed it but id rather bungee jump, atleast doing that you dont have to spend the day at a course learing how to jump when in reality all you are going to do is be attached to the front of some dude.

Have you noticed the trolls have got my abusive marks up to 700? How sad is that? I bet I will be up to 1,000 by this time next week.

You can call it being a redneck, but I call it talent!
Girls who are afraid to hike up their skirts and get down and dirty annoy the shit out of me!


There is a sky diving place around here where you don't have to be attached to another person for your first dive....but they do teach you extensively how to land and guide yourself without dying.
I'd rather be attached the first time though....I learn much better when someone shows me how to do something as opposed to telling me.

Yeah nothing wrong with a girl getting down a dirty, infact it can be hott sometimes.

You see thats what id do, I expect the extensive training if you are going to jump alone and id do that and feel more proud of my self then having some man on me. I thought it was a law for your first jump you had to be with someone but I could be wrong or it could just be Florida. So you ALWAYS learn better when someone shows you? In that case I can show you some things.

No suprise there.....they're the same trolls who post the "i slept with my sister" stories just to get attention.

What I dont understand is how they are not delt with, I know I can be abusive on here daily but I dont do anything to cause the adminstrator a headache I think the dick wads that keep putting abusive tags on me have to bother him. He needs to email them or something, its getting really old.

Personally I think that the person who moniters this site is slacking on their job.

How many kids on here openly admit to being under 18 and are still allowed here?

I like how the rules can be broken and you can argue withsomeone with out getting the boot but I do think that anyone who writes stories about molesting kids should be kicked off for ever. I dont mind anyone underage but when they start acting underage is when I have a problem with them, there is too much bad things being said on here for a kid to see. Did you see my new smithee pic on my profile or what?

I got a chuckle out of that pic.....looks like he's enjoying it!

As for the kids here.....it's just the kids who act like trolls who annoy me the most....or the ones who talk about having sex at age 11....what the hell!!

Yes I think smithee likes the attention. Can I tie you up like that or what?

That is why I will be forcing my kids out side to play sports and have an active life and not get caught up on the net. I know that will be impossible here in the future with how the net is expanding soon we will be living in the internet with how its going.

Indeed. I can't wait for the day that it is possible to implant a computer chip into the brain so we can sleep, eat, breathe, and basically live in the internet. It is the greatest modern invention by far. Who cares about the outside anymore?

I dont think ill ever under go the brain chip surgery and netiher will my kids, I would rather live in the woods like an ape then live on the net for the rest of my life.

I sincerely hope you never have kids.

Oh yeah dont worry I will have some one day, I will raise them up to men and show them the truth about the world. Just ask stargirl, this is all going to happen when she makes her trip to Florida to see me.

I would do it, but only with a girl who was 18 or older....I REALLY!!! do not want to go to jail. and yeah I bet all guys like it.

YAY

What the eff is "bukkake" ?