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Your old Prez, GW here.Its another Fryday nite and im settin here in the Oral..I mean Oval office by myself and thought id drop you shitbirds a line or 2.Laura is in the basement crying and listening to her Don Ho records.Im up here doing a little crack....the drug not the body part...

anyway kids ,dont do drugs.Im under pressure lots and lots and I need the medication to help me relax.Like Elvis Im cool that way.


Well the war is going AOK.dont listen to the liberal media,only FOX and Rush Limbaugh are getting it right.

im wanting to start the draft back up cause we need more warm bodies over there in iraq.or I could send Cheney over there with his shotgun.


some of you guys need to go down and volunteer for this here war.especially the ones who support me and the war.Im only in office for another 19 months,unless i can think of some scheme to keep me in longer,and i need a win in Iraq so my legacy wont be shit.

so come on all you big strong men Uncle sam needs your help again,put down your books and pick up a gun,its gonna be a whole lot of fun.and its 1,2,3 whata we fightin for?

dont ask me I dont give a damn,i just gotta have a win man.

tomorrow is satturday===go down to your local army recruiter and help me out.

sign up and tellem you want to go fight the commies in iran or iraq or one of them shitrag countries....

well I better go.I got some weed hid in the Lincoln bedroom I think Ill go smoke some while I soak my roids a while.....see you kids next friday.

god bless all you all.

Your CIC,
Dubya.