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Apology From .Smithee
Hi People .Smithee here

I would like to apologise to all the users on IIN for being a retarded fuckwit. I cant help my behaviour its not my fault I will tell you a bit about it and you may begin to understand my behaviour.

It started when I was young my uncle used to babysit me and molest me. He would rape me during a diaper change. This went on for several years I wore a diaper till I was 7 years old.

My mother rejected me at birth and would not even breast feed me because I reminded her of my fat pedo father who ran of with a young boy soon after I was conceived. I was picked on at school and called fatty and beaten up and given wedgies on a daily basis.

During my early teens I was again sexually assaulted by my next door neighbor. This has had a devastating effect on me. I still wet the bed and am scared of my on shadow thats why I turned to food for comfort. Yes whenever I felt down a trip to McDonalds or KFC was the only thing that could cheer me up. I also looked forward to a trip to the local pie shop for a pie and a big cream cake.

I cannot cominicate well with people and am very shy and withdrawn and can only speak to people on a keyboard through the internet. I am a self confessed homosexual with a preference for young hairless boys and I am a chronic masturbater and cross dresser.

I hope you can forgive me especially cabinet crazy mofo and chris I look up to yous because you are real men and Im just a little whiny bitch and to the rest of the people on the site could you please be my friend I am so lonely.

All my Love .Smithee
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Comments (15)
everything is fucking normal
wow dude get a life.spending all this time writing a fake story about someone in here just makes them get what they wanted all along---attention.
Ok smithee I forgive you and I will be your friend.
wow slackjaw you taking up for YOUR internet boyfriend?

its amazing how much of a hypocrite you are!
I didnt write this. This place is full of retards who keep attacking me and making up fake stories. Everyones picking on me.
Sure you didnt write this, you got me to say Id be your friend but dont want to follow thru with it so I take that back asshole.
.smithee, u know u wrote this ! Dont lie. Its ok to tell us how u really feel.

Although I must say, If u werent such a C*ck Magnet Faggot, making up soo many stories about us, we wouldnt mind speaking to u (or spamjavelin). So why dont u guys stop acting like sh*theads, and ( maybe ) we'll be kool.
I always knew youd been molested .Smithee ou show all the sigms you whiny little faggot eat shit and die motherfucker
Yeah! Cabinet is fucking right. Die fatty bitch die fatty bitch nigga!
guys stop please
pick on me instead if u need to, I have enough self considence
.smithee did this to himself, cuz hes such an Anus loving C*ck Wh*re Sh*t Bag to everyone on this site (except spamjavelin and DeepBlue).
finally, the truth comes out!! Ha Ha!
cabnet u wrote this i can tell
you all need to get a life
hahahahahah
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