nasty, I would never mix food with sex.

gross.

All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.

sounds like good fun it would be nce to eat after just make sure he doesnt put mustard on it first

HUNGER GET WHAT HUNGER WANT. BIG, JUICY BALLPARK FRANK

do not use hot dogs!!!

hi my name is devin im a 16 year old gyno dont be judjemental but if you need help i know what you need i can teach you how or just send you instructions my email address is xathos64@hotmail.com and yes im telling the truth
ps. im a guy
ok here it is now every girl develops a sex drive at a different age no two girls are the same and none fo you will experience the exact same things as the others the most important thing is to make sure your ready to start this because as soon as you cum once your going to crave that same feeling funny fact males can have only one orgasam at a time whilst females can have up to 47 in one session i reccomend that you use your middle finger and your ring finger to penitrate and let your forefinger pinky and thumb rub against your skin . while your fingers are in you curl them upwards just a little bit aimed twards your front side start out slow to get yourself ready the more you do it slowly the more relaxed your mustles will become and the less chance of getting hurt anyway once you feel your "loose" enough (and im not using that in a bad way) you can start to go faster or insert something else dont be scared if your privats twitch or you get wet its natural and just means your body is preparing for penetration via fingers or other object

herew are some good ideas for you to try if you dont want to work to hard:

if you can go to a conveinence store and buy a condom dont worry its not for a guy
ok now find a bannana cut 3/4 of the bannana peel off and put the condom on it with the tip of the condom on the part with the peel still on it roll the condom down and insert this usually only works with really green bannanas

#2 try a candle

get a long thick candle a lighter and a spoon heat up the spoon and melt the candle into a mushroom shape but not too flared out and you can use that and it works

some things not to use! THEESE ARE IMPORTANT
DO NOT USE A COOKED HOT DOG OR A RAW ONE if it breaks off inside of you it will get stuck and youll have to go to the emergency room

dont use anything that could hurt you .your probably saying duh but i had a girl who was using the handle of a knife and her parents walked in...long story short she has a scar on her leg now and example #2 a girl i had sat on top of a refridgerator and used a broom her parents walked in she jumped down with the broom insode of her she is no longer alive

oh and one more thing if anyone has questions or comments about me just ask or say im all ears and i wont get mad or anyhting
more things mutual masterbation is a great and fun alternative to sexif you and your bf want to feel pleasure together without sex i reccomend it plus youll get to know the other genders body in the process teach your bf how to pleasure you and have him teach you how to pleasure him you can both cum and it creates a bond dont feel bad if you cant get him to cum tho all boys are different and some boys take longer than others and if it doesnt work out you can just watch eachotrher do it at the same time as doing it yourselves it works its like live porn haha dont be nerveous more things you cann try are mock sex and if you want to know about it you have to post saying that you want to know ok well talk to you all later
bye

ps. im 16 years old

-Devin

what the fuck is this?

I remember a girl friend (not a gf but a friend that is a girl) of mine, once used a frozen Hot Dog to masterbate, and as she started getting into it and moving it around it broke off in her and she had to go to her Doctor to get it out. So my advice to u is do not use food to masterbate.

what, was his dick so small that you's had to use a hot dog to get pleasure? Hmmm...he probably has a pin dick.

no man maybe you will get food poisioning lol that was weird

"funny fact males can have only one orgasam at a time whilst females can have up to 47 in one session"

Actually.....men can have multiple orgasms also, most of them are just too lazy and/or are happy with simply one.

I am so sick of reading your sex advice, get a life anyone at your age should have sex mastered. Hell you have been having it for the last 20 years leave these kids alone on this site.

Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, "always leave things the way you found em!"

So giving them new information isn't allowed anymore?

I'm just trying to help them realize the truths of sex so they know the possibilities instead of being ignorant to the facts.

If you can't stand seeing it.....don't read it.
It's a pretty simple solution and if you can't do it than that's your problem, not mine.

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There is other ways of giving advice without bragging.
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I wasn't bragging.


I simply stated that men can have multiple orgasms.

If you think that's bragging you have a serious problem.

Get over yourself.

I was never full of my self. Your online ego is what your full of. Like this site really matters in the real world. Oh my god I care what people on the other side of the world who I have never seen think about me so I can never back down in an argument. Such a bitch I hope you come out soon and just explain to everyone how your sexuality is what has made you so angry towards men. Come out! Get the girl friend you have always dreamed of and stop living a lie!

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Why are you spouting such animosity towards me on a story where I was simply helping inform someone of the facts?

Do you really have that much of a problem with me that you have to bring your hatred into every story I post on? Are you really that pathetic?

You need to get rid of this complex you are carrying around.....and fast.
Otherwise you'll only make yourself more and more miserable...although...I can see you've already done it to yourself.

You assume I'm angry towards men why?
I have no anger towards men in general....you simply think I do because you are a "man" and you can't get over the fact that I'm right on this issue.

Seriously....find something more fulfilling to do with your time other than going around making an ass out of yourself by trying to put me down...which isn't working anyways.

Ok did I challenge your answer to this story? No you dumb bitch. You think you are so fucking smart. Sad very sad. You started shit with me and are to worried about your ego to say your sorry or to just say that what you said the other day was pointless. I have a great life and my day doesnt depend on you writing back to me or not. Its you who cant help but get the last word it, you would die if I got the last word in on any of our pointless fights. You should have never started shit with me.

Udi's dick--> B===D~(:

What is your problem?

Seriously....why do you feel the need to attack me on a story that I simply posted a fact on?
Is your life really that empty?

I'm not apologizing because I didn't start anything with you. I added to your conversation and you can't handle it.

Fuck you.

You add your two cents to every conversation! Anytime someone stands up to you you be little them thinking that every person on the site is reading your waste of time conversations. No one cares stargirl! No one thinks your funny or laughes when you think you just put some poor person down! Your not embarrassing me by saying "What is your problem?" you know damn well what my problem is. Or "is your life really that empty?" what do you think? Wait a sec I dont give a shit what you think about me. Its time you learned a lesson from all the people you have bashed and driven off this site with your bad attitude and your quest to always be the one with the last word in.

Say what you want you dumb bitch, you need to sit back and take a look at your life before you judge anyone on here ever again. Your comments should all start out "im a un married middle aged women who does drugs so dont take me to serious, if I was a model person to anyone id be much more then this"

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I do not add my two cents to every conversation, just the ones that interest me.

I don't give a flying fuck if you think that nobody cares or that nobody reads what I write. Because what you say doesn't matter.

I do know what your problem is.
You don't like that someone other than you can know and post a fact without you having to butt your little head in and bitch at me for knowing something you obviously don't.

I didn't drive anyone off this site.
I didn't have anyone banned.
And I didn't start with anyone who didn't start with me first. You are simply blind to the fact that others have attacked me because I don't go running away like a coward.

If I need to start my comments out like that, you need to start yours with "I am married, have kids, and yet I like to taste other men's semen"

Seriously.....find something better to do than be a bitch.

Such a middle aged bitch with a bad attitude. Been a while since daddy slaped you accross the face? I bet your family didnt do that they just let you run out of control thus explaining your need for a final victory in every worthless fight you start.

I know more about Greeece and the Spartans then you will even know so dont say you knew something I didnt because its you speaking for the invisable audience you seem think follows you around and inflates that ego you carrying up inside your cum drenched asshole.

You fight and bitch with everyone until you take them over the edge and they leave or the admin kicks them off while you skate away scot free because you have helped them get off on so many lonely nights with your sex comments. Who wouldnt want to keep you around? lol

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Bad attitude?

You're the asshole who has to overreact and throw a hissy fit when someone else contributes to a story...not me.

I never once claimed to know anything about the greeks or spartans that you didn't know.
But the way you act when I stated a fact about orgasms is proof you didn't know that fact.

Take a deep breath....breathe in and out and in and out......keep telling yourself that this is nothing to get this bent out of shape over......and realize that YOU are the one who started this whole bashing by overreacting to someone adding a comment to what you thought was your story to control.....remember....breathe in and out.....tell yourself that not having control is not always a bad thing.......

Ok just because your MAN can have mulitples does not mean every man gives a shit to. You only said that to show off the fact that the guy who is fucking you can do it because you are such a bad bitch in bed oh man your so good at sucking dick and getting into great positions. I never claimed to know about mulitiples or not you just figured I had no idea just like you think no else on this site knows anything about stuff you know. There was a world out there before you were born in that trailor park honey. Your public school education does not mean your smarter then the PUBLIC. Just admit you wont give in because you have to get the last word in always and have to feel like your looking good and on top of all fights.


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Dont pretend im fired up when its clear you are the one who is pissed.

Whether or not my boyfriend has multiple orgasms isn't why I posted that.
I posted that so that the young men here will not think they are limited to only one orgasm and so maybe they'll be able to keep up with their girls.
Being helpful isn't something you like others to be is it?

Good god.....are you really this pathetic?

Do you really think that sharing information means I'm bragging?

If you're not upset, then why do you feel the need to assume shit about me and call me all sorts of names and such?

Face it, you're angry that nothing you have said yet is anywhere near the truth and all you have to go on is assumptions.

Ok stop saying the words pathetic and assumptions its all you say ever comments you start our by asking me
"are you this pathetic?"
Then you say later that im just assuming things. Get some new material dumbass.

Any guy with brain power knows he can fuck all day if he wants. Do you have a dick? Have you ever fucked someone with a dick? Are you the only person having sex on this site? No! Understand you are preaching to a group of retards if they already didnt know that.

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Well you are pathetic, and all you throw around are assumptions.

If you stop doing those things and acting that way I'll stop calling you that....pretty simple.

Retards can and do have sex (Sometimes they produce offspring like you) and if I'm helping at least one retard understand how sex works and the possibilities than it's worth writing the post.
The fact that you cannot withstand someone helping others out is just sad, moronic, juvenile and pathetic....yes....pathetic.

Keep saying it because I told you to stop, its not going to piss me off your just some dumb block rocking bitch on the net airing her bad attitude.

Its a good thing you dont want to have kids because it would be a shame to see you raise a kid the same way your parents fucked up in raising you.

Every man is not the bad guy and not everyone who disagrees with you is wrong! Stop pushing your opinion onto others. Its a miracle the admin has not noticed you doing this. You offer nothing to this site but an advertisment saying "i will fight with anyone! come one I dare you! bring it on! I am women hear me roar!!!!!"

Such a lesbian

But why did you tell me to stop?
Because you have serious control issues and can't stand a woman who isn't under your control...it's painfully obvious!

Funny how you assume my parents fucked up at raising me.....when in fact it's your parents that raised the moronic asshole who can't handle someone who has their own mind.

I never said every man is a bad guy and I never thought that....you think I do because I am not backing down from you.

I wasn't pushing my opinion....I was stating it....just like you and everyone else on this site.

Do you not know why this site is called "is it normal"?
Let me educate you....again.

It's because this site was made so people could post situations and ask for OPINIONS.

Do you know what an OPINION even is?
You bitch at me for what you call "not allowing other's opinions" while trying to make me stop posting mine.....can you say hypocrite you big hypocrite?

Hypocrite? lol You are the biggest on the site! I only ask you understand what you say is not always right and to stop picking on people. I have no control issues, my wife lives her life how she wants and I give into her half the time because I know im wrong or because I know I need too. You are not a women you are more of an animal with your bad attitude and worthless pride.

This site is not made for cunts to run around and bash all who dont agree with them. You vote normal or not normal and you leave a little comment, you dont step on others and make them feel like scum in order to make you sleep better at night.

I know what an OPINION is and I know that yours are shit, you live in a self created dream world and think you are better then all others. Pussy may buy you alot in the real world and on this site but its not buying shit from me your an evil bitch. You need your own talk show.

I do understand that not everything I say is right, but what you are attacking me for is something that I know I'm right about you idiot.

I don't bash those who I disagree with. I do bash those who bash me first.
Maybe if you actually looked at and understood maybe you'd see that. But no. You have to jump ahead and bash me for doing what this site was made for....posting opinions.

How does saying "their homosexuality didn't matter as much as their fighting skills" or "men can actually have more than one orgasm" become bashing someone except in that tiny little mind of yours?

You just don't ever stop the anger do you?

You said a comment that stood for nothing. You stated that YOUR OPINION was that it didnt matter that they were gay but you presented it like it was a fact (you pushing your opinions onto others). I will not take your shit, I have had a chip on my shoulder for a long time and for a while others fought with you so I had no reason nor the time but now you start with me because you are out of people to fight with I will take it personal.

Learn that if someone post something just because you think you can change their mind by saying something does not nor has it ever happened. Give it up.

You pretend to help people on here? Then go help them and stop bickering with guys like me who refuse to take your shit. Your like the king mare in the fucking heard who is a bitch to all the other horses.

So now their homosexuality affected their fighting skills?

That's news to me.....and probably them too.

Does everyone everywhere have to write disclaimers on all their posts so that you know the difference between fact and opinion?
Do we all have to conform and change our ways so you don't throw any more fits?

"Learn that if someone post something just because you think you can change their mind by saying something does not nor has it ever happened. Give it up."

I already knew that.....but it's not going to stop me from posting MY opinion just like you do asshole.

You bitch and moan about ME telling others their opinions don't matter when in fact it's YOU who's doing what you think I do.

I will not stop replying to you as long as you start shit with me.
I came on here today and didn't say anything to you.....you are the one who had to start in on me when I was trying to post something helpful.

You were advertising your sexual conquest. I never said it matters if they were gay or not! That gets into the relm of opinion cunt! Mark me abusive for that word too! You are turning things around on me! When did I say "they were fags and because of that they were not brave and were horrible warriors"????????????? When ? Fucking tell me bitch!!!! copy and paste it! You just got caught bringing up bullshit!!!!! Fuck you!!!
















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This is what I wrote "Actually.....men can have multiple orgasms also, most of them are just too lazy and/or are happy with simply one."

If I had wrote that all the men I sleep with can have multiple orgasms than you would have the right to say I was bragging or advertising my sexual conquests....but I wasn't asshole. You're just trying to make it seem like I was.


How is saying "their homosexuality doesn't matter" "bullshit"?
It's my opinion that it didn't matter and I shouldn't have to write a disclaimer everytime I post my opinion just because you can't tell the difference in that tiny little mind of yours.

My mind is not tiny slut. ABUSIVE Mark!!!! Your opinion was bullshit becaue we were speaking about the kid wishing he was a spartan and I was merly saying they were gay so that should play a role in his choice, no straight guy just wants to be around fags all day or be one himself so it does play a role!!!! You didnt bother to read that deep you saw someone bashing gays and you knew the spartans made a heroic stand so you came to their rescue like you do anyone who looses.

Your mind obviously isn't big enough to fathom the idea that opinions are allowed and they all differ, so yes, you have a tiny mind.

I didn't see anyone bashing gays.

I simply said their sexual lifestyle wasn't as important as their will to fight for what they believed in......how can you not understand that if you have as big of a mind as you claim?

It wasnt a fight for what they believed in! It was them being forced to fight! You twist it around like the persians said "all who hate people who wear black hates will die" and the mighty spartans said back "we will die before we change our beliefs" not every thing is a god damn heroic battle between the good (stargirl and her loser friends who need to get mugged for lower their guard so low and loving all of gods creatures no matter if they are on death row or not) the bad (me and other small minded people who disagree with you). It does matter if someone is wishing they were a spartan because in order to be one you have to live like one and being gay was a big part of their lives so dont say it wouldnt matter becuase it would. Of course it wouldnt effect their fighting skills I know this, if anythign it might make them more heroic because they were fighting amoung lovers.

All I said was that their sexuality didn't matter and you have to go off on this tangent on how I'm completely wrong and my opinion doesn't count and I should stay out of it because it's your story blah blah blah.

You sound like the 4th grader I babysit.

Don't you ever get tired of acting like a baby?

Middle aged and baby sitting? This just gets better and better.

So now babysitting my friends kids, seeing them off to school and being their surrogate mother since she's a loser is a bad thing?


Wow....you've got your priorities majorly screwed up!

Dont give me some sob story about someone being a bad mother christ i could make you cry with some of my stories.

I wasn't trying to.

I was simply telling you why I'm the babysitter for these children.

Jeez!

Well I had a vision of you making that extra 10 bucks a night on the side along with working the corner.

Assuming......yet again.

Don't you get tired of making such a fool of yourself?

Nope because noone on here has called me a fool but you, this is not middle school honey cakes. I wouldnt care if everyone on this site said I was a fool anyways. Back to the corner working women.

You are a fool.....nobody else has the nerve to tell you because you'll just go off on them.

whatever

Yeah.....whatever.

last word is that important i see

do either of u ever shut the h3ll up u just had a fight about a simple post y dont the 2 of u go into ur moms closet and test that theory with eachother also test all of stars lil sex advice posts

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i dont care who gets the last word as long as i dont.

LOL

Hell no it ain't normal...it's too damn small.
I used a damn kielbasa. Then ate the damn thing....mmm mmm mmmm.
What the hell if Clinton can use a cigar and smoke it then why can't I use a kielbasa...and eat it? My point exactly...mmm mmm mmmm

Do not put uncooked food products inside your vagina. Bacteria harbor on these things and you could get it infected or possibly stuck. Stop using raw meet and save yourself from an embarrising trip to the hospital.

clearly your a peodo.
or you wouldnt keep pasting your name.
someone should shove a hotdog up your ass.
fucking creep

i was just sittin here reading the argument between stargirl, and walkertexasranger, and i got a thought. read my storiy. ill title it arguing, so u pplz can search it.