using a hotdog as a sexual toy http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/ i was just sittin here reading the argument between stargirl, and walkertexasranger, and i got a thought. read my storiy. ill title it arguing, so u pplz can search it. http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-159958 2007-09-07 23:00:30 clearly your a peodo. or you wouldnt keep pasting your name. someone should shove a hotdog up your ass. fucking creep http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-154047 2007-08-25 00:14:45 Do not put uncooked food products inside your vagina. Bacteria harbor on these things and you could get it infected or possibly stuck. Stop using raw meet and save yourself from an embarrising trip to the hospital. http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-153913 2007-08-24 16:16:50 Hell no it ain't normal...it's too damn small. I used a damn kielbasa. Then ate the damn thing....mmm mmm mmmm. What the hell if Clinton can use a cigar and smoke it then why can't I use a kielbasa...and eat it' My point exactly...mmm mmm mmmm http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-147166 2007-08-14 23:06:52 LOL http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-134502 2007-07-18 19:57:22 do either of u ever shut the h3ll up u just had a fight about a simple post y dont the 2 of u go into ur moms closet and test that theory with eachother also test all of stars lil sex advice posts ............................................. i dont care who gets the last word as long as i dont. http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-130149 2007-07-02 01:10:05 last word is that important i see http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-128004 2007-06-27 15:26:02 whatever http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-127993 2007-06-27 15:20:13 Nope because noone on here has called me a fool but you, this is not middle school honey cakes. I wouldnt care if everyone on this site said I was a fool anyways. Back to the corner working women. http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-127976 2007-06-27 15:14:52 Well I had a vision of you making that extra 10 bucks a night on the side along with working the corner. http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-127965 2007-06-27 15:11:54 Dont give me some sob story about someone being a bad mother christ i could make you cry with some of my stories. http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-127937 2007-06-27 15:02:25 Middle aged and baby sitting' This just gets better and better. http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-127887 2007-06-27 14:33:32 It wasnt a fight for what they believed in! It was them being forced to fight! You twist it around like the persians said "all who hate people who wear black hates will die" and the mighty spartans said back "we will die before we change our beliefs" not every thing is a god damn heroic battle between the good (stargirl and her loser friends who need to get mugged for lower their guard so low and loving all of gods creatures no matter if they are on death row or not) the bad (me and other small minded people who disagree with you). It does matter if someone is wishing they were a spartan because in order to be one you have to live like one and being gay was a big part of their lives so dont say it wouldnt matter becuase it would. Of course it wouldnt effect their fighting skills I know this, if anythign it might make them more heroic because they were fighting amoung lovers. http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-127861 2007-06-27 14:16:02 My mind is not tiny slut. ABUSIVE Mark!!!! Your opinion was bullshit becaue we were speaking about the kid wishing he was a spartan and I was merly saying they were gay so that should play a role in his choice, no straight guy just wants to be around fags all day or be one himself so it does play a role!!!! You didnt bother to read that deep you saw someone bashing gays and you knew the spartans made a heroic stand so you came to their rescue like you do anyone who looses. http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-127849 2007-06-27 14:06:58 You were advertising your sexual conquest. I never said it matters if they were gay or not! That gets into the relm of opinion cunt! Mark me abusive for that word too! You are turning things around on me! When did I say "they were fags and because of that they were not brave and were horrible warriors"''''''''''''' When ' Fucking tell me bitch!!!! copy and paste it! You just got caught bringing up bullshit!!!!! Fuck you!!! :) http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-127838 2007-06-27 13:56:56 You said a comment that stood for nothing. You stated that YOUR OPINION was that it didnt matter that they were gay but you presented it like it was a fact (you pushing your opinions onto others). I will not take your shit, I have had a chip on my shoulder for a long time and for a while others fought with you so I had no reason nor the time but now you start with me because you are out of people to fight with I will take it personal. Learn that if someone post something just because you think you can change their mind by saying something does not nor has it ever happened. Give it up. You pretend to help people on here' Then go help them and stop bickering with guys like me who refuse to take your shit. Your like the king mare in the fucking heard who is a bitch to all the other horses. http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-127828 2007-06-27 13:46:29 Hypocrite' lol You are the biggest on the site! I only ask you understand what you say is not always right and to stop picking on people. I have no control issues, my wife lives her life how she wants and I give into her half the time because I know im wrong or because I know I need too. You are not a women you are more of an animal with your bad attitude and worthless pride. This site is not made for cunts to run around and bash all who dont agree with them. You vote normal or not normal and you leave a little comment, you dont step on others and make them feel like scum in order to make you sleep better at night. I know what an OPINION is and I know that yours are shit, you live in a self created dream world and think you are better then all others. Pussy may buy you alot in the real world and on this site but its not buying shit from me your an evil bitch. You need your own talk show. http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-127820 2007-06-27 13:34:15 Keep saying it because I told you to stop, its not going to piss me off your just some dumb block rocking bitch on the net airing her bad attitude. Its a good thing you dont want to have kids because it would be a shame to see you raise a kid the same way your parents fucked up in raising you. Every man is not the bad guy and not everyone who disagrees with you is wrong! Stop pushing your opinion onto others. Its a miracle the admin has not noticed you doing this. You offer nothing to this site but an advertisment saying "i will fight with anyone! come one I dare you! bring it on! I am women hear me roar!!!!!" Such a lesbian http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-127811 2007-06-27 13:24:10 Ok stop saying the words pathetic and assumptions its all you say ever comments you start our by asking me "are you this pathetic'" Then you say later that im just assuming things. Get some new material dumbass. Any guy with brain power knows he can fuck all day if he wants. Do you have a dick' Have you ever fucked someone with a dick' Are you the only person having sex on this site' No! Understand you are preaching to a group of retards if they already didnt know that. :) http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-127798 2007-06-27 13:11:46 Ok just because your MAN can have mulitples does not mean every man gives a shit to. You only said that to show off the fact that the guy who is fucking you can do it because you are such a bad bitch in bed oh man your so good at sucking dick and getting into great positions. I never claimed to know about mulitiples or not you just figured I had no idea just like you think no else on this site knows anything about stuff you know. There was a world out there before you were born in that trailor park honey. Your public school education does not mean your smarter then the PUBLIC. Just admit you wont give in because you have to get the last word in always and have to feel like your looking good and on top of all fights. :) Dont pretend im fired up when its clear you are the one who is pissed. http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-127792 2007-06-27 12:57:39 Such a middle aged bitch with a bad attitude. Been a while since daddy slaped you accross the face' I bet your family didnt do that they just let you run out of control thus explaining your need for a final victory in every worthless fight you start. I know more about Greeece and the Spartans then you will even know so dont say you knew something I didnt because its you speaking for the invisable audience you seem think follows you around and inflates that ego you carrying up inside your cum drenched asshole. You fight and bitch with everyone until you take them over the edge and they leave or the admin kicks them off while you skate away scot free because you have helped them get off on so many lonely nights with your sex comments. Who wouldnt want to keep you around' lol Bitch! :) http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-127759 2007-06-27 12:23:14 You add your two cents to every conversation! Anytime someone stands up to you you be little them thinking that every person on the site is reading your waste of time conversations. No one cares stargirl! No one thinks your funny or laughes when you think you just put some poor person down! Your not embarrassing me by saying "What is your problem'" you know damn well what my problem is. Or "is your life really that empty'" what do you think' Wait a sec I dont give a shit what you think about me. Its time you learned a lesson from all the people you have bashed and driven off this site with your bad attitude and your quest to always be the one with the last word in. Say what you want you dumb bitch, you need to sit back and take a look at your life before you judge anyone on here ever again. Your comments should all start out "im a un married middle aged women who does drugs so dont take me to serious, if I was a model person to anyone id be much more then this" :) http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-127742 2007-06-27 11:57:00 Ok did I challenge your answer to this story' No you dumb bitch. You think you are so fucking smart. Sad very sad. You started shit with me and are to worried about your ego to say your sorry or to just say that what you said the other day was pointless. I have a great life and my day doesnt depend on you writing back to me or not. Its you who cant help but get the last word it, you would die if I got the last word in on any of our pointless fights. You should have never started shit with me. Udi's dick--> B===D~(: http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-127719 2007-06-27 11:30:42 I was never full of my self. Your online ego is what your full of. Like this site really matters in the real world. Oh my god I care what people on the other side of the world who I have never seen think about me so I can never back down in an argument. Such a bitch I hope you come out soon and just explain to everyone how your sexuality is what has made you so angry towards men. Come out! Get the girl friend you have always dreamed of and stop living a lie! :) http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-127698 2007-06-27 10:37:18 :) There is other ways of giving advice without bragging. :) http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-127689 2007-06-27 10:00:26 Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, "always leave things the way you found em!" http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-127679 2007-06-27 09:00:08 I am so sick of reading your sex advice, get a life anyone at your age should have sex mastered. Hell you have been having it for the last 20 years leave these kids alone on this site. http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-127678 2007-06-27 08:59:44 no man maybe you will get food poisioning lol that was weird http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-118845 2007-06-06 21:34:34 what, was his dick so small that you's had to use a hot dog to get pleasure' Hmmm...he probably has a pin dick. http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-117147 2007-06-04 19:23:34 I remember a girl friend (not a gf but a friend that is a girl) of mine, once used a frozen Hot Dog to masterbate, and as she started getting into it and moving it around it broke off in her and she had to go to her Doctor to get it out. So my advice to u is do not use food to masterbate. http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-116985 2007-06-04 15:50:22 what the fuck is this' http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-116706 2007-06-04 04:50:34 do not use hot dogs!!! hi my name is devin im a 16 year old gyno dont be judjemental but if you need help i know what you need i can teach you how or just send you instructions my email address is xathos64@hotmail.com and yes im telling the truth ps. im a guy ok here it is now every girl develops a sex drive at a different age no two girls are the same and none fo you will experience the exact same things as the others the most important thing is to make sure your ready to start this because as soon as you cum once your going to crave that same feeling funny fact males can have only one orgasam at a time whilst females can have up to 47 in one session i reccomend that you use your middle finger and your ring finger to penitrate and let your forefinger pinky and thumb rub against your skin . while your fingers are in you curl them upwards just a little bit aimed twards your front side start out slow to get yourself ready the more you do it slowly the more relaxed your mustles will become and the less chance of getting hurt anyway once you feel your "loose" enough (and im not using that in a bad way) you can start to go faster or insert something else dont be scared if your privats twitch or you get wet its natural and just means your body is preparing for penetration via fingers or other object herew are some good ideas for you to try if you dont want to work to hard: if you can go to a conveinence store and buy a condom dont worry its not for a guy ok now find a bannana cut 3/4 of the bannana peel off and put the condom on it with the tip of the condom on the part with the peel still on it roll the condom down and insert this usually only works with really green bannanas #2 try a candle get a long thick candle a lighter and a spoon heat up the spoon and melt the candle into a mushroom shape but not too flared out and you can use that and it works some things not to use! THEESE ARE IMPORTANT DO NOT USE A COOKED HOT DOG OR A RAW ONE if it breaks off inside of you it will get stuck and youll have to go to the emergency room dont use anything that could hurt you .your probably saying duh but i had a girl who was using the handle of a knife and her parents walked in...long story short she has a scar on her leg now and example #2 a girl i had sat on top of a refridgerator and used a broom her parents walked in she jumped down with the broom insode of her she is no longer alive oh and one more thing if anyone has questions or comments about me just ask or say im all ears and i wont get mad or anyhting more things mutual masterbation is a great and fun alternative to sexif you and your bf want to feel pleasure together without sex i reccomend it plus youll get to know the other genders body in the process teach your bf how to pleasure you and have him teach you how to pleasure him you can both cum and it creates a bond dont feel bad if you cant get him to cum tho all boys are different and some boys take longer than others and if it doesnt work out you can just watch eachotrher do it at the same time as doing it yourselves it works its like live porn haha dont be nerveous more things you cann try are mock sex and if you want to know about it you have to post saying that you want to know ok well talk to you all later bye ps. im 16 years old -Devin http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-116671 2007-06-04 01:17:37 HUNGER GET WHAT HUNGER WANT. BIG, JUICY BALLPARK FRANK http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-116563 2007-06-03 22:25:50 sounds like good fun it would be nce to eat after just make sure he doesnt put mustard on it first http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-116554 2007-06-03 22:19:04 All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you. http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-116536 2007-06-03 22:07:57 gross. http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-116530 2007-06-03 22:05:45 nasty, I would never mix food with sex. http://isitnormal.com/story/11897/#comment-116522 2007-06-03 21:58:58