LOL

okay

Does that mean you approve?

Once again, may I kiss your ass?

what is your deal?? did you post that story about me??

What do you mean what is my deal??
What do you mean did I write that story about you??

May I kiss your ass? What color panties are you wearing today?

if you were wondering, its not normal.

Is your soul mission in life to hunt and seek out every girl on this site and ask to kiss their ass?

no you may not even get near my ass

and i will not tell you what color my panties are!!!!

psst (they are leapord print)

Well atleast ur using it, my uncle has a treadmill and all he uses it for is to hang clothes.

Yes, this is the only chance I get to ask females if I may kiss their ass without getting into trouble. All they have to do is say, "Yes, you may kiss every inch of my ass. Why wouldn't a girl want to have her ass kissed? It's better then her kissing some guy's ass.

that's what treadmills were invented for.

ok, a girls ass is a great thing but you just cant be a freak online and act like some perv and expect them to let you. Girls are strange, if they think a guy is a perv or weird it doesnt matter how good he looks they wont touch him. You need to act half way normal then you might get your chance.

illbreakyerrface,

I know why you don't want me to kiss your ass. You probably have a big fat ass and you are embarrassed.

What is the big deal about not telling me what color panties you are wearing?

Why will you let chrisUFC kiss your ass?

yes i'd let chris do it

but we are virtually married (lol)

and i am faithful

haha

Your head is as empty as a eunuch's underpants.

wow TMI lol