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Best sex ever!

Last night, me and my girlfriend f**ked for the first time. It was awesome! First she started sucking my c*ck, then, once i was precumming like mad, i stuck my tongue in her vagina. She screamed so loud it turned me on so much. I then stuck my d*** into her and began screwing her. While I was thrusting in and out, I bit into her neck and began drinking the blood and she loved it! She begged for me to continue so I did, all the while feeling up her tits with my hands. It was hard, but I managed to hold my jizz in until she orgasmed so we orgasmed together. It was the best night of my lfe! But she stayed over and in the morning, my mom came in and saw us naked in bed and flipped out (I'm 17 by the way.) My girlfriend barely had time to dress before my mom chased her out of the house with a broom. I yelled at my mom and when she told me "not to see that filthy sl*t ever again", I slapped her so hard she fell down. Then I grabbed my wallet and a change of clothes and took off. I'm staying at my girlfriends now and we're gonna do it again tonight, but take pictures and send them to my mom just to piss her off. So, for those who have'nt had sex yet, DO IT!!! WHAT THE f**k ARE YOU WAITING FOR???
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (17)
wow, you got quite the imagination
i agree with chris
You know this sounds kinda like what we do but not has good.
Thomas, this is your mother!! You come home right this instant or i'll send your father after you.
I could see this happening in real life, people r f*cking wierdos. But as nice a stories as it was, it had nothing to do with a question or a problem that u needed help with. So the least u can do for us is put the pics online for us to see before u send them to ur mom.
pretty sure the problem is his mom.. and pretty sure the question is what he shall do prehaps?
@: moixO5
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lol you created a vivid picture of this in my mind..mhm disturbing yet interesting.
Do you write for Bawldy magazine? If not you should apply for a job.
Thomas, this is your grandmother. Fuck the shit out of her, go get em' tiger!

Roar!
lol
Thomas, this is your grandfather. Don't do it, i beg of you! i have erectile disfunction becuase of that..... Back when we had to fuck in the snow for 3 miles.
eh... i can beat that. but the wole biting thing-very nice
Tell your mom I'm on here. Perhaps she'll give you a break and come over to my place where I can fuck the shit out of her.
i dont agree what your mom said but if you tried to slap me i would kick yo ass from here to hell you got me..never hit your mom again some day your going to want something from her and you be like fuck i forgot about those pics now i cant ask
noone care. this is your personal business, no Dr.Phil's
Reminds me of "Dear Penthouse..." "I couldn't believe it when my sexy knockout neighbor knocked on my door to borrow a cup of sugar". I was in my shorts wearing my pet chicken on my dick when she said "I can find something better than that chicken for you to wear"...... Needless to say, me her and the chicken are very happy together....