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Smashing Pumpkins
The date was Oct. 31st 2005, I had spent all day carving out a pumpkin and the sun was just going down as I put a candle in it and put it outside. Little kids came and I gave them candy as usual as my dog kept barking it's f*cking head off....AnywaysI had the screen door open so I could see the kids coming and I went to go watch some T.V. as the toll of kids kindof died down. Around 11pm I went Outside to check on the pumpkins candle life.
To my surprise my pumpkin (and my dads) was GONE!! So I went out and was looking for them, they were about 100 yards down the street getting smashed by 5 teenage kids.
Is it normal to run back to my house, grab my BB rifle, follow them down the street and start shooting the sh*t out of the little f***ers?!?
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thisissofun (8703)
its normal. somebody threw eggs at my friends house and he hid outside with a bb gun under a bush for 2 hours until they came back. hes not normal. see the difference?
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
Yeah Its normal, but next time might I suggest using something with a little bite to it like a crossbow.
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ChrisEnder (8654)
@: CrazyMoFo
about time you where nice to me :) next time, I will have to do that, I just didn't want them to see who was doing it...shooting from bushes and shit, yea know? OH, it has a scope on it...like it needs it.
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ChrisUFC (7139)
@: ChrisEnder
sounds like you live in a shit side of town, chain the pumpkin down next time
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FlapTickler (8199)
Something similar happened to me so i chased the littlefuckers with a chainsaw! I had no intention of actually hurting anyone but the look of sheer fear, being chased by a guy with a chainsaw on halloween was priceless!!
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ChrisEnder (8654)
@: FlapTickler
lol
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MichelleLivesMusuic (9747)
I didnt know you were so emotionally attached to your pumpkin...
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