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But that would upset my father and he would kill you.

In the unlikely event that my father failed, I certainly would not fail.

I was hoping for a slightly more educated & truthful scandal.
A, Im not young.

B, Im NOT nice.

C, I doubt you will get a gun anywhere near me.

D, My IP address is 5ac4481a.bb.sky.com/. I DO NOT FEAR YOU.

E, You have taken this post "off topic", I am waiting for some serious stuff, not juvenile shite like you are posting... I mean look at you... you just imitate the REAL ChrisUFC, how fucking sad is that?
ohhhh....

Im shitting myself with fear, absolutely terrified of folks that dont even have the balls to use their own ID and have to play off the back off someone elses.

.ChrisUFC so sad, I bet the real ChrisUFC is slightly flattered that someone has 'copied' him, then again, brain dead folks do tend to try and copy those that are a tad more clever.
Like I am bothered if you have my IP address, although the one you posted does not seem familiar to me.
Theory - .ChrisUFC is a ball bag.
I soon came to the same conclusion, your theory is 100% true I believe.
IP Address you have is WRONG
IP Country CORRECT
IP State... There is no such state/county as Tameside in the UK.. therefore WRONG.
IP City... Glossop is a small town, not a city, located miles away from where I live and it is in the County of Derbyshire, Yes, Derbyshire is real and not figment of your imagination like Tameside.. WRONG.
ISP Easynet.. WRONG

All in all, 1 correct out of 5, thats 80% WRONG.

Some fucking whizz kid you are.
Listen DOTCHRIS....

I live in Bolsover, Chesterfield, UK.

I do not hide from anyone, Im just curious that you feel you are educated then post a pile of shit about where im from using your failed IP address location methods.

Do I have to keep making you look a fool... no... I dont have to.. you do that all by yourself.
Scandals eh? i tend to hear a lot of shit, rumours flung about etc., but most of it wouldn't appeal to an international audience.

umm... i've heard that if you ever see sneakers flung over power-lines then a drug dealer is nearby and i've also heard about some theory that John Howard is having an affair, and anelka is going to united.
Michael Jackson is a white hetrosexual male. In reallity we know he is a black pedophile alien.
@: J-Man
Is he, I thought he had been cleared of such allegations, surely the court was not corrupt or witnesses paid off???
sucks to be you! HA HA.........
@: smithee
It does suck to be me, the only thing that keeps me going is the thought that life could be worse... I mean... I could be YOU. life would be one big stinker.
If your coming for me and coming from Pakistan then I have nothing to fear, you wouldnt get far in my town of Boldial being a Pakistani, its a Ayrian White Anglo Saxon heritage town, you would be wasted.
He couldnt trace mine, he just followed the 'false' info I gave him, he hasnt a clue what my real IP is and even if he did, would it really bother me?

I think not, I actually have on my profile where I reside so no one would need to look !!
So your town is all white aryans? Can I move there or what?
Its 99.7% I bet and the nearest larger town is not far behind, but.... it is slowly increasing in the larger town.

My home town though must be amongst the lowest % of non British per head in our whole country.

Its a former coal mining town that does not look on outsiders very well, visitors/friends/family from outside the area are made to feel most welcome when out with known faces though.
I just want to get away from the mixed culuture bullshit here and be with other whites who are proud of where they come from.
Our town is very proud of its heritage and its hard working class background.

For sure, we are starting to see some of the younger end become 'Chavs' but nowehere near as bad as other areas.

With regards Foreigners, there are a couple of Indian and Sri Lankan shop owners but thats about it and most of them keep themselves to themselves and do their best to stick to our culture.

In the large cities they have all the foreign crap, their places of worship and all that, I dont consider myself a racist by any stretch of the imagination but I too would not like to live amongst that, its not being racist, its being proud of our heritage and being patriotic.

I fly the flag of St George on all occasions required from my house or garden but if someone did that in one of the large cities, they would get told to take it down by the council... I mean, that is bloody ludicrous being asked to take down your own countries flag from your own home !! They would have to arrest me before I took the St George flag down, or the Union Flag.
You DOT Chris, are a complete and utter arsehole.

Why try and copy someone you are not ?
You see, here its like that in a way, we have alot of trouble celebrating our southern herritage by flying our rebel flags without blacks calling us racist. Political correctness is destroying the modern world. People have forgotten their history and choose to live this modern mixed cultured bullshit, I only wish I could live somewhere with only other whites and no people who have a different religion and different color skin. If all people are the same there is less problems and more people working together.
Do you ever sleep?
Those IP tracers generally don't trace right to the actual location of a person, but the location of the ISP. Here's some of what I got from my tracer:

Name: 5ac4481a.bb.sky.com
IP Address: 90.196.72.26
Location: Brighton (50.833N, 0.150W)
Network: 90-RIPE
Registrant: British Sky Broadcasting Group Plc
Except, of course, if somebody lives on a University campus. I remember one time this guy was pissing me off, so I traced his IP and his room number came up in the host name. I told him exactly what room he was in on the Uni campus. He was pretty freaked out about that.
DOT Chris, you never succeeded in winding me up, you just traced me to about a hundred miles from my actual location.

The rest of your comments where just a pile of shite so I responded in a similar manner, although just not as juvenile.

Fred, Brighton is over 250 miles away, a long way in a small country like England !!!
Exactly Chris, you have hit the nail on the head, what they call political correctness we know as being bloody ludicrous.

I always state... well, if some of us English moved to a heavily populated Muslim country and said... right then, we are just going to build a Protestant Church would they allow it? No, would they fuckers like !!!

Same goes for here I say, if they choose to live over here then they should at least adopt OUR cultures and not try to impose theirs onto us.

Its like many other aspects in life, too many 'do gooders' making a mockery of society.

It is now an offence to sing "Rule Brittania" at a football match here in the UK for fear of offending a Catholic or a imigrant race, how bloody pathetic is that, yet at a political conference or general election success the candidates have been know to sing it !
Sounds like you got quite a problem over there. Our countries have much in common. Politics is our biggest enemy.
You know nothing, I swear because I am astounded at how dim someone can be, not because youve wound me up.

Now take you head for a shite.
A problem in many a town and city, not so much a problem in my home town, the locals sort of wouldnt tolerate such crap !!
You have serious problems little puff boy.
yeah, well, as i said, i hear a lot of potential bullshit. i get most of 'em from a friend of my dad's workmates cousin kinda people, although this power-line drug dealer thing seems to be gaining a bit of pop-cred recently
The Rodent Lives On, The Great White One.
sorry but I just killed the Grest White Rodent. He lives no more, sorry to say.
@: smithee
You can kill the 'GREST' white rodent all you like.

But... The GREAT WHITE RODENT LIVES ON FOREVER.

Sorry to say.
My obly theory is this:
When you die, there is no heaven.
When you die, there is no hell.
When you die, there is no pergatory.
When you die, there is no promise land.
When you die, there is no god.
When you die, there is no creator.
When you die, there is no greator being.
When you die, there is no self awareness.
When you die, there is no self.
When you die, there is nothing.
When you die, there is nothing to percieve, there is no thought, there is nothing at all.

The only way I can describe in words is this: when you sleep, and wake up without even realizing you were asleep at all. When you die you feel the way you did you were asleep. Accept you're not really feeling it, because since your dead, your mind has shut down, and so feeling anything, physical or mental, is impossible.

Serious reply, this is my theory.


(im starting a topic on this, I like my theory)