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Alrighty now, I've only met 2-3 midgets through the years and all of them are assholes...is it normal just to want to take every dirty little midget you see and just want to punt'em across a room???

Not trying to be midget-cist or anything, but I just don't like seeing them anywhere exept on T.V.
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (6)
Anonymous
Yes!!!!!
Ahhhhhh!!
The best way to spruice up a little person is to give them a set of Fangs.
and let em loose in the grocery store.
That's perfectly normal. In Australia midget-throwing is a favourite bargame.
DamN Sraight!
Yeh, i know xactly what u mean. There's this 1 midge in my university & she's a minging poisonous little f**kng sh**, so apart from R2D2, the Ewocks,wizard of oz, the cast of Willow etc.... midges r assholes.
Anonymous
You should try doing it with babies - they make a much more satisfying sound.
yes its normal



tip: try punting them off a bridge much funer