Alrighty now, I've only met 2-3 midgets through the years and all of them are assholes...is it normal just to want to take every dirty little midget you see and just want to punt'em across a room???
Not trying to be midget-cist or anything, but I just don't like seeing them anywhere exept on T.V.
and let em loose in the grocery store.
tip: try punting them off a bridge much funer