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Penis butter
Once my girl and I porked for like two hours. After I was done I blew my load on her stomach which ran into her belly button. She immediately passed out from the beating her vagina took from my meat stick. Anyhow, I woke up the next morning and noticed a belly button of penis butter. Is she a sick dirty skank or what??
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illbreakyerrface (7604)
sick.
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DirtySirus (8218)
i'm gonna guess from the use of the word 'porked' that the person who wrote this is not above the age of 13
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Phantasma (8744)
im gonna guess this is fake because nobody passes out from something like that, yea it leaves you tired but not tired enough to clean up before you go to bed...
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gangbang420 (5524)
Ew, if you're telling the truth then take her to the doctor.
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Smlowe5 (6816)
i hate it when people use stupid words like meat stick. it's a fucking penis, dipshit
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WooWoop19 (8781)
@: Smlowe5
I know its a penis. Meat stick is funnier. It's not funny to you because you have to jerk on yours all the time. That's only because you will never ever get laid in your entire life time. JERKOFF!!
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Lamoid (9855)
@: WooWoop19
WHAT DOES PORKED MEAN?
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venomousvaal (9854)
W/E MAN. I GIVE IT A SKIP. NICE USE OF PENIS BUTTER THO, HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE B4.
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