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bag of sperm
is it normal for a guy to bring a couple of desiliters of sperm to work? well, not just at work, but i bring my sperm to partys and stuff to.. like just in case i need it you know? you never know when you can use sperm..
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Anonymous
why the hell would you need sperm for?!?
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RacerOfAll (2790)
Nice try...
Nice try but this was NOT funny.
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Anonymous
Clever...
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Anonymous
Smart plan.
You've never had a sudden urge to get rid of someone? Just hold up a jar and go "this is my sperm", be sure they run a mile, chase them otherwise.
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GenX (2878)
@: chugga
You guys do realize the bag of sperm is his nutsack ..right? ;)
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niles (3091)
Rubbers
Can't see me needing a couple of "desi"liters of cum, but sometimes when I wank into a rubber at the office, I tie a knot in the rubber, and empty it out on a bus seat on the way home. Spread a little happiness. Peace. Niles.
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abnormal (3108)
Freeze it, make some cumsicles.
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