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O.K theres a guy (we'll call him Craig) ive had my eye on for ages and finally caught his attention saturday night in a club. We went back to his and had an amazing time.
I woke sunday morning with a stinking hangover and desperately needing the toilet and decided it would be best to do this before waking Craig. I did my early morning poo and tried to flush it away but the thing would not go.!!! HORROR!! The last thing i wanted was for craig to wake up and see that the new girl in his life lays the biggest poos ever that wont disappear! I looked through the kitchen draws for something to poke it with when i came across a carrier bag! I decided the best thing all round was to pick it out with the bag and drop it in a street bin on my way home! So i did just that , then i made my way back to the kitchen. I placed the bag (containing the poo) on the side, helped myself to a glass of water, wrote him a note explaining that i had to rush off and made a swift exit. It wasnt until i heard the door click behind me i realised i HADNT PICKED THE BAG UP!! OMG Craig would have woken up sunday morning and found a note saying;
" Sorry Craig had an important call and had to leave early. Hope you enjoyed last night as much as i did." Next to a bag containing the biggest stool of all time!
WTF do i do I cant avoid him as we have quite a few mutual friends! I really like him and would love to see him again.