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Europe is like the school nerd
Remember in school when some bully was going to beat the shit out of some little nerd and some good guy came by,like maybe the quarterback of the football team,and saved the nerd from the bully?


Well Europe was like the nerd during WWII.This big bully called Hitler was beating the shit out of nerdy little Europe and then the big strong quarterback ,called the USA,came by and punched Hitler in the face and told him to leave the nerd alone.The quarterback also took care of another bully,we'll call that bully Tojo,while he was at it cause the quarterback knew that Tojo would get in line to whip up on the nerd too.

In fact the Hitler bully was so fucked up that he done his own self in rather than face another ass kicking.

But then a surprise of sorts happened.Little nerdy Europe ,instead of feeling grateful to the USA,felt embarrassed and emasculated that they had to be rescued by the USA.The nerd lashed out at the hero quarterback and spat on him and tried to deny the heroic deeds of the quarterback.The nerdy Europe still gets red faced and mad when anyone mentions the mighty USA to them.

But we all know at the first sign of trouble the little nerd would yell for the quarterback's help again .And the quarterback would gladly do it all again.

Cause that is what heroes do.
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Comments (19)
oh god, is this just to piss people off??
gay
Wow what a poetic load of crap. Your fundemental flaw in your insult of Europe is that this 'Bully' who kicked the shit out of pretty much everyone was european, so how you gonna diss the fact that historically Europe has had pretty much everyone of the greatest armies and generals that have ever existed
well i guess in the days of swords and boiling oil europe had some great armies.but not since a little thing called the revolutionary war has anyone taken a european country serious when it comes to war.european counties have been invaded and conquered so much its laughable.


Ill get back to you the next time the USA is invaded and conquered.
I have 2 questions for you

1 Where is Osama Bin Ladin

2 How many troops have been killed in this war by so called Nerdy countries
I know you posted this you fag. You are so gay. America wasnt a dominant country period until after the first world war and even after that our military lacked horribly because people like you brough it down saying we didnt need one and we had to throw it together for the second world war. I can tell you why so many countries have been taken over again and again over there its because there are so many super powers right on top of each other, who is around us? Canada? Mexico? Cuba? Come on you dumbass, and to think youve hinted that youve attented college before. When was the last time England was taken over? The Normand invasion? Doesnt sound to me like they are getting their asses kicked daily over there. I will say this again, the USA only made a small difference in the war in Europe, the Russians had been beating the Germans back for 2 years prior to the Normandy landing, our bombing missions killed millions of innocent civilians so how again did we come save the day again? Your an idiot. Hitler shot himself because he wasnt going to be put in a cage in front of the whole world and put him self at their mercy, he took a soilders way out by shooting him self. Its called military tradition, Feild Marshall Model also shot him self at the end of the war insted of surrendering he claimed "No German Marshall should every surrender." General Paulus at Stalingrad was the first Field Marshall to surrender in German history maybe that will help you understand something called honor.
yeah england gave up the colonies just because we stamped our feet.right.

they didnt want all this land and unclaimed resources.right.
The only nerd around here is the fucking poster of this totally shite post. It is full of ill researched statements.

I take it that Vietnam is not a nerd then ??
Lol someones got an inferiority complex.
k...but that still doesnt help what we are doing overseas.....even though most of iraq wants us there.....its not americas responsibility to do that....its theirs
Right you slackjawed son of a cunt. Where the fuck do you get your "facts". You know, you really piss me off with your bullshit. Yes europe had great armies during the middle ages but dont forget America was actually inhabited by americans then. Not the bunch of Yanky-Doodle-Cockbag-Migrants that live there now. England hasnt been successfully invaded for nearly a millenium so were not doing too bad!
you have your opinion and i have mine im not say yours is wrong
you ignorant sucker... americans is nothing but war loving psycopaths...

bush dont give a fuck about anyone else but himself hes a fucking lap puppy controlled by his psychotic daddy...

the only reason that america needs such a huge army is that they keep fucking up and bomb other countries george bush deserve the same thing that happened to bin laden
lol, this is so gay
as much as i hate most of Europe's arrogance, i really want to go there one day. Swedish gals are just too much
@ Poster

You are absolutely right. So, what is your point? These days people don't like to be reminded that the USA rules the world.

Makes them feeeeel baaaaad. (Political correctness nonesense)

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hahah some1 stated how england had troops in the war. BTW There current number is 7000 and there pulling out 2500 in a month compared to the USA's 175,000 so england can go fuck off
You can't call Europe the "nerd" because Europe is an area of many powerful countries. England, France, Belgium and others I can't be bothered to list needed help from the USA not Europe.

I hate the attitude americans have towards Europe especially as you were the idiots that still fight in Iraq.
I hate that americans speak for all the other americans.
I hate Bush, I hate the war, and I hate the ignorant bastards representing our country.
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