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Dildo hungry
Smithee here darlings

Well I recently brought myself a new dildo - sadly my rectum was enlarged from the time when mommy would finger me to sleep when I was at the age of four. I tried using other objects to please my anal canal like flower vases, my own fist but nothing is giving me pleasure.

Any ideas on what objects would you use on your enlarged a**hole?
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Comments (12)
cabinet70 (4440)
2007-06-11 21:27:24
Get yourself a big yellow bollard smithee. Next time someone does a ramtaid at your local shopping just sneak up and steal them
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dMK_dinzo (8828)
2007-06-11 21:38:16
I suggest you seek medical help Smith
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Random246 (8140)
2007-06-11 21:38:58
FAKE
FAKE
FAKE
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mm2184 (5042)
2007-06-11 22:58:48
hilarious but stupid at the same time
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Broken_FerrisWheel (6844)
2007-06-12 00:16:01
Bizarre if you ask me..
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ChrisUFC (7139)
2007-06-12 08:26:52
Have your mom stick a balloon up your ass and start blowing it up.
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mindfreak (4990)
2007-06-20 18:42:05
SURFBOARD!
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Havoc (9015)
2007-06-26 05:53:56
Try a canopener
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masterpyro11 (9051)
2007-06-29 15:03:39
id use scissors
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namelesstosay (9634)
2007-08-01 21:54:02
go fuck yourself smithee darling.
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Knuckifyoubuck (9689)
2007-08-09 18:41:01
Nasty fag
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wild_spirit09 (2277)
2007-09-19 16:25:39
garden shears
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