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Jesus died a virgin

The Bible tells us that Jesus was never married and he never gave in to temptation which means he died a virgin.What was the point of that ?

Couldnt his followers have worshipped him and loved him just the same if he had gotten some nookie?
I mean wouldnt he have been cooler if he had gotten laid? Who the hell wants to die a 33 year old virgin?

So I guess Jesus was sort of a loser wasnt he? You worship a loser.

As Nelson Muntz would say "Heh heh!"
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Comments (26)
religion is complicated brain-washing b.s. be an atheist. i am.
jesus wasn't a virgin
We live in a sexually immoral society these days. I'm sure being a virgin wasn't so looked down upon back then (as it shouldn't be looked down upon today).
I think mary might have jammed a finger up his arse while she blew him so he was sort of a virgin
I think who ever makes fun of other peoples religion should be shot in the head like a dog.
The dead sea scrolls point to the fact that jesus wasnt indeed a virgin but was possibly involved with Mary Magdellin. She was only portrayed as a prostitute later on to disminish her credibility. It is also believed that Jesus possibly had a child as recently highlighted in the DaVinci Code.
@: mm2184
Is that really you??? You are the HOTTEST chick here! WOOOOO BABY!
Now day's people look at virgins and laugh at them, our society is run by sex and billions of our dollars go into porn and nudity every year. In those time's people respected someone decision to remain a virgin and that is the biggest problem with people nowadays relating to the bible is the difference in time it has between then and present day. All this shit about the DaVinci code has no true fact's to back it up to where you must believe it, things that become book's and movie's are always blown out of proportion to catch people's intrest so the whole Mary Magdaline and Jesus having a baby has not and most likley never will be proven. Come on think about it, the present day templar's protecting a whole family of people related to Jesus? Come on lets get real here.
As Jesus was god incarnate, he was capable of having a full body orgasm on a whim, therefore he had no need to get laid.
yep
What I want to know is if Jesus was a virgin did he manage to resist the temptation to crack one off instead?
jesus had many vices.....he was a carpenter!
Religion is a bunch of BS. It makes baby jesus cry to know that its fake
i agree!! but religion is not a subject i will discuss. i do believe in God. and no one will change my mind. just like the ppl who dont believe in him. its kind of sad and i feel sorry for them. but its not my place to judge. your comment is great!!
Jesus and all religion is fucked lol
think of how much we could get done if there wasnt sex... a whole lot.
bah, im an atheist. I refuse to believe in some almighty force that lives among people with wings in a magical place called heaven. Utter BS
I was under the impression that Jesus not only slept with Mary, but that he was having an affair with Peter too?
Well not everyone wants to get married, I believe he had really good reasons though I could never really put a finger on it. Maybe no women wanted to marry him, i'm not against him, but he was a preacher, and most girls would be turned out by someone who preached their religion like that. I could also say he was just too busy with gods plans and the work through him to have a relationship and start a family.
All you atheist you will one day meet your maker and answer to him.
Jesus, God, came to Earth to save our souls from sin. No he never had sec or he would have been unclean.

Repent for your sins, be Baptized and recieve the Holy Spirit so you too can go to heaven!!!

Peace in Heaven is promised to us all!
Jesus wasn't a virgin. He was GAY.
@: WarLord
Read your Bible.You will fing out how wrong you are!
ppl say jesus had a lil thing goin on with mary magdaline and tht she had his baby. so dnt say stuff tht u dnt even know is true or not
@: Anon345
Doesn't say in any bible he had sex or kids!
First of all, sex outside of marriage would be considered a sin/giving-into-temptation; however since he never got married, no he never had sex. I'm sure he thought women were attractive, but he was a busy man. He was always helping others and healing people.

How can you call somebody who spent their ENTIRE life helping and healing people a loser?

How can you call somebody who DIED for everyone else a loser?
(and yes he died for you, I don't believe anyone else has done that for you EVER, right?)

Please don't spend your time making fun of somebody's religion, it's not cool or acceptable in our society. Read the constitution. We have freedom in religion. Making fun of a religion would be like, to you, making fun of someone you love. It's not fair and we didn't ask for it.

Much love and try reading the bible,

ms_spectacular
The DaVinci Code is a FICTION book. It's like saying through Harry Potter we can see that not all broomsticks fly or something like that.