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Deadly love
I used to help out at this one funeral home that also did the embalming and I've grown a love for at least 7 of the corpses that arrived there. I love them in the manner that I'd spend forever just having one sided conversations with the body. I like being listened to. I still visit them, only at the grave yard now.I don't help out at the funeral home any longer, but I still use my card to go to see who is there now and talk to them.
I like the smell of embalming fluids and rotting flesh and blood.
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Anonymous
I hope you are not having sex with these corpses. It's not really NORMAL, but harmless if you want to talk to them. Just never ever have sexual relations to them okay?
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Moi (588)
Don't talk to strangers.
Not normal, get yourself a pet or plant to talk to.
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Opheliac (783)
@: silence
Nice company
I only like conversing with the body. I'd never do something like that though! Ick!
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Anonymous
@: Opheliac
Well, I would say it is not normal, but okay for you to do. Enjoy your conversations.
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METHOSjr. (83)
SmellTheLove
Stick your peepee in. They don't mind so much. The dead are still useful. Kinda.
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BAGMAN (906)
DEADMEN
IT IS CALLED NECROPHILIA YOU DUMB ASS!
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Anonymous
sounds like great fun, have a few beers with the dead, but be warned they are crap at paying for a round. let your family aqnd friends know what you do!!! LOL
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chugga (2584)
I heard of some that play a GREAT game of cards.
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