smithee here,IM A FAT CHICK MAGNET!!! - Is It Normal?

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smithee here,IM A FAT CHICK MAGNET!!!

yes peaple as you now noticed....im fat[[dont forget gay]] BUT mostly fat and gay a good combination of the two....i call my self a chick magnet[[my parents still dont kno im gay they shuld kno by now...ive been wearing skirt for the past 2 weeks]]anyways im just a chick/guy repellent....[[my boy frend is blind btw i cant tell him im fat or i wont get the new victoria secrete thong]]im indenial!

well ta,ta ladies

**smooches**

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Comments (12)

..Smithee... (8773)

2007-06-12 10:49:02

Im just a big guy Im not fat. Im not gay either. Girls love me thats why Im the chick magnet. Hear me roar. The chick magnet rules all.

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ChrisUFC (7139)

2007-06-12 11:42:03

@: ..Smithee...

You just love this dont you? Stargirl and the real smithee arguing and you running around putting up fake post left and right to only make everything so much worse. You are like a fat pig that wallows in everyones problems.

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~NeicyBaBy~ (8601)

2007-06-12 12:36:54

@: ChrisUFC

I'm not surprised, Stargirl and the real Smithee arguing...

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smithee (4389)

2007-06-12 13:54:34

@: ~NeicyBaBy~

I'm just messing around with her.

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NeicyBaBy (8839)

2007-06-12 15:34:08

Uh' ok...

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mm2184 (5042)

2007-06-12 18:54:17

omg. this story reminds me of that one family guy episode where peter had that "no fat chicks" t-shirt on. lmao.

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Potato (7428)

2007-06-12 19:15:49

@: smithee

OMG yourz so cleverz

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lovemelongtime (8864)

2007-06-13 20:11:31

ChrisUFC had sex with me last night!!! It was hot butt sex and he wanted to be the taker

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Monkezface (8718)

2007-06-18 17:00:01

why is everyone soo mean to this smithee guy??? sorry i am new here and i dont get it like every where you go there are comments bout how gay or dumb smithee is...did i miss something???

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Barnum (8435)

2007-06-28 23:42:23

what administration?

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.smithee. (8564)

2007-09-15 10:01:27

@: Barnum

hey i'm the real smithee

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Orochimaru (9975)

2007-12-03 12:58:35