An official message from your Leader
George Bush here,
I've been passing the time of day surfing the web when I found this website. Then I noticed something quite interesting. There is this person at Is It Normal called Smithee who everyone is picking on yet he has tough skin and is a real trooper. He seems a very nice lad with thick shaggy hair and seems to be very clever. I can use him to fight terrorism and help find the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. I'd like to invite him to the White House to spend time with Laura and I and introduce him to Condoleeza Rice. Does anyone know where I can contact him? He seems to do a fine job posting here and would make a fine contribution to our country.
But I also love gore.
Al Gore would be the WORST thing for our country. You must be such pussies to want him for a leader. I really can't believe it. What a douche.
-The Nidaime