Big Rubber Nightcrawlers
when my mom tells me to watch my little sister while she runs out to the store or someplace i got a trick i do with a big rubber nightcrawler .
I take a piece of fishing line and tie one end to the big rubber nightcrawler and i take the other end and tie it to my ankle.then when my little sister walks by i yell and say a monster is after me and i start running and the big rubber nightcrawler starts jumping on the fihsing line and it looks like it is chasing me.and i run and yell that it is going to kill me and my little sister is crying her eyes out and i run some more and yell and act like im crying so this goes on a while.
then when my little sister is about to crap herself i pretend to fall and jerk my ankle so the big rubber nightcrawler flips onto me and i yell like a bastard that it is killing me.and by then my little sister is on the ground crying so hard she cant hardly breath.
then when mom comes home she asks what is wrong with sissy and i tell her she cried when you left her.i did this 2 or 3 times and now my mom usually takes my shitty little sister with her so i dont have to watch her anymore.hahah im smart.
is this normal?
But man, keep doing that and you're gonna have a fucked up sister later on..
But beware, because little sisters grow up learning how to do stuff like this from you and WILL pay you back with something much worse.
No matter how much you prepare for it, she'll get you good someday!