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my dad is mean

recently some people in our neighborhood has been buying food with fishhooks in it.some creep goes into various stores and puts little fishhooks in candy, fruits and other food and then seals it back up.just a month ago a kid swallowed a fishhook in some gummy worms and ended up in surgery.

so the other day my dad comes up from the basement and says he is going out for a few minutes and he'll be right back.he had been downstairs all morning and when he left for some reason i decided to go downstairs and see what he had been doing.i noticed his workbench had some newspapers spread open all over the top of it.i looked under the paper and nearly shit myself.


there was all sorts of candy vegtables and snack stuff there and most was opened and some fish hooks were there too.my own fucking dad was practicing how to put fishhooks in the stuff.my dad is the asshole who has been doing this sick shit.

i ran back upstairs .that was 3 days ago.im still trying to figure out what to do.if i report him and he goes to jail my whole life will be fucked up.but i cant let more people get hurt.what the fuck do i do?i mean this fishhook thing has been in the news here.its a big deal.its killing me knowing that my dad is so messed up.


please help.
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You should turn him in before someone gets killed and you become an accessory after the fact
Are you sure your dad was'nt just down there going threw some fishing tackle and having a snack.Make sure you got your shit strait before you get your own dad in trouble.He raised you it seems like if he had some weird tendecies you would know about it.
Yea ive used gum and licorice but your candy ass would probably work just as goood.
That's awesome. I think I'll try that.
why would you worry about your life if somebody elses is being takin...basically tell
YOU BETTAH REPORT HIM OR AT LEAST TELL AN ADULT (MOTHER?). IT'S BASICALLY TO PREVENT OTHERS FROM GETTING HURT. THE BEHAVIOUR IS NOT NORM THO.
I agree with gizzie, if he had this kind of weird tendency you WOULD know it.

so if he does and you know it's him, shoot him.

if you couldn't possibly believe it's him, it may not be.

remember though psychos are real good at hiding their sicknesses
NOW HOLD UP for a second
your father could be the victim and going to provide eveedince to dah police or shops liek he had some food with hooks in so he goes to explain to authorities
that explains his sudden absince
I use my penis as fish bait(though it is often too big for fish to get on) to catch the gay fish. Women say my dick is candy. -in response to DMK_Dinzo-
i would turn his ass in and teach him a lesson
If this is actually serious:

Turn him in please.
Unbalanced behaviour like that just doesn't stop happening. Your father really does need help. He can get it too there are tons of qualified doctors out there. He will thank you one day for making him stop hurting people.
With behaviour like this i am worried he would hurt you. It sounds like with this type of situation he will keep being violent. He does not feel he will be caught because he is doing it secretly
hope you catch a pikerel!!!!
tell your mom
tell your dad hes my hero.

-crank dat
HI!!!! KNUCK!!!!!!
When he come homes say," dad i know what you've been doing, I've called the police and they will be here,but would you care to explain why you've placed hooks in foods and crap?"


This way he can't touch you because he'll be too scared and if he really isn't doing it you can tell him it was a lie,but just incase he tries to hit you, go to the dentist office and steal one bottle of morphine and a needle, fill the needle, if he tries to attack you stab him with the morphine he should be out long enough for the police to get to your house.

what to do if he gets arrested and put away, empty his bank account, rent a house,life there and keep doing your life, make sure to move.