im attracted to pineapples sexually - Is It Normal?

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im attracted to pineapples sexually

I noticed a little while ago that i have an urge to grab a pineapple and plunge my d*** into its soft fruityness. whenever is see one im overcome by its juicy scent. Ive heard of other cases like this but i dont no how to deal with it should i have a sex orgy with pineapples?

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Comments (11)

latinbonita (6484)

2007-06-19 17:56:11

your stupid...

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gizzie56 (8681)

2007-06-19 20:40:55

Whatever turns you on but wouldn't you much rather have a pretty girl?

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mm2184 (5042)

2007-06-19 23:20:30

instead of sticking your dick into inanimate objects, find a living breathing girl/woman.

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cabinet70 (4440)

2007-06-20 03:48:29

One time I wanted to impress a girl so I put 2 pineapple rings on my cock and covered it with whipped cream. The trouble was it looked so good I ate it myself so I know how you feel

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Barnum (8435)

2007-07-01 15:21:05

what the hell?!

Get a real woman, it'll be a lot better!

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Gaara (5917)

2007-07-04 10:31:02

Today's letter is O.

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iamjustme (9391)

2007-07-16 01:04:55

@: cabinet70