.Smithee, with a confession
Hey, folks, .Smithee here. No doubt you've been wondering; why am I such a gay fat b**ch who does nothing but smoke pole and eat? I'll tell you why... I'm a fat homosexual! I love c*ck. Right up my ass. No doubt, you've guessed this. Cabinet70, ChrisUFC (under new, unknown name) and Gangbang, I want to confirm your, and ever other IIN members suspicions. I am gay. I want all of you guys c*cks f**king me!! In the mouth, in the ass: I don't care. Just do me.
With all sincerity, .Smithee.
For another, just kill yourself. They'll have to leave you to rot, because no grave could fit your fat ass. Vultures will not go hungry for another 8,000 years!