MASSES
I come from a small town in Derbyshire known as Bolsover, every body outside Bolsover thinks that all inhabitants of my town are weird, im not sure though. I and a group of friends form a group known as the OLD BOYS, we are also known as the MIGHT OF THE MASS. We go to various places on our tours and drink lots of ale get into trouble and generally spiral out of control. We have been to a posh village called Baslow and held a croyoning compeitition in wich we got a stranger to view our colourings and judge whos was the best, i won. I also find myself regurlarly shouting TICK TOCK, MOUSE CLOCK and MOTM in a loud and aggressive manner. People regurly comment that this is not normal, but me and my friends...numbering around 60 - 70 all act like it. May this be due to the pollution in my town from a near by chemical plant. We also frequent the house of primates known as the monkey house known as the quiet woman known as mad spiraller activity. Me and a friend also chase cars around with no clothes on at 3.00am on sunday mornings while under the influence of alcohol.
TICK TOCK MOUSE CLOCK, MOUSE OF WHITE DOWN CLOCK AT ONE O'CLOCK EVERY SUNDAY.
BOILED CRAB.