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I have been involved with certain people recently who have encoraged me to join their cult faith, known as the MASS. Every sunday they gather in their Church, wich is a pub known as the Cross Keys and indulge in some very disturbing behaviour, rituals such as drinking each others urine and doing certain weird dances are common. Ive even seen Butchers biting other members genitals. I was invited on a pilgrimage with this cult movement and i was surprised as to how many members there was. But what surprised me most was when the Leader pulled out of his bag a white Mouse and an alarm clock! The alarm was set for one O'Clock and when the alarm rang every body started chanting mouse clock, mouse clock, mouse clock, in a very aggressive way as the leader held the mouse by the scruff of its neck and moved it vigorously up and down the alarm clock! It was terrifying and i was very disturbed.
Since then i no longer have anything to do with these people, but the other sunday i was walking down the town and there was around 30 going to their church, they all looked fired up in a religious frenzy, i was very afraid so i ignored them, they started dancing round me chanting MIGHT OF THE MASS, MIGHT OF THE MASS.....i ran for my life.

Has anybody heard of this movement and is it normal to hold such rituals?
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Comments (5)
Anonymous
SHUT UP.
Anonymous
Okay asshole..You've posted fucking multiple posts with your retarded Mass, tick tocks, among other idiotic stories. You need to stop. You are not normal, or you are trying to make us think you are not normal. Also stop replying to your own posts. As the above person said. Just shut up. Oh, and for your information I am not afraid of your "mass" since it is some idiotic cult you've made up. Thank you.
one word.
MOVE
The Church Of Hickory Dickory Dock
have you tried putting a plastic tube up your ass and forcing a mouse to climb in? caz a guy like you would probably like that thing squirming around up there.
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