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Hitler
Hitler wasn’t out to kill all the Jews. He didn’t want to conquer the world. He was only trying to protect the world from an invasion of evil aliens that were trying to take over the world. These aliens look very much like humans, and that is why they tried to infiltrate the Jewish population and other races in the area. If you look at the bodies of many of the people Hitler killed, you will notice that many of them have only 24 teeth. They are the aliens, not Jews. The Grey aliens realized what was going on, and decided to help Hitler. If you look deep, you will find that Hitler was actually trying to build flying saucers, with the help of the Greys. The Greys wanted to help the human race, and build a program in which humans can become superior, and that’s what the whole breeding program that Hitler was building was all about. He was trying to breed in the best qualities of all the races in the galaxy. Humans would be superior by now, if it weren’t for the intervention of other races. Now the evil 24-toothed aliens have infiltrated other races, and are running much of the world. They are the ones behind the new world order, and the bilderburgs and other world domination organizations. Thankfully Hitler never did die. He was taken away by the Grey aliens before he died, and he will return with a new superior race to lead the people of humanity to domination over the evil 24-toothed aliens.
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If Hitler didnt want to conquer the world why did he march across Europe like a steamroller over a kitten?
I explained all that in my initial story. He wanted to kill the aliens that were threatening to take over Earth and enslave the humans to mine gold to make into powder so they could spray it in their atmosphere.
How does the milk supply fit into all of this?The English always claim that the reason they have such rotten crooked teeth is that Hilter cut off their milk supply during the war.

What was his reasoning behind this?
Who are you kidding? Look at Margie Thatcher and The Queen--worst fucking teeth Ive ever seen.And Prince Charles -horse teeth if ive ever seen any.Of course his horse teeth match his new horse faced wife.(And the way Charles used Di just as a virgin incubator for his imbecile kids was terrible.Then tossed her aside so he could gallop back to his spunked out horsey Camille)


I mean you poor bastards cant help being born with chalky rotten crooked teeth but why dont you even bother to get them fixed?


Your blaming Hitler is only accurate to some extent.
He cut off the supply to rot the humans teeth so people could tell the difference between the aliens and the humans. The aliens only have 24 teeth, but their teeth will grow back if they lose them, but humans don't regrow teeth. So it's an easy way to tell the difference.
AHHHH Now youre starting to make sense.So does this loss of milk also explain the English lack of backbone?
Well, the English have spines like other humans. Those aliens with 24 teeth are generally fairly tall and skinny, though they're all different, so their size ranges, but they all have 24 teeth. The Greys don't really have spinal cords, but they are more like sharks. Their body is rubbery and made of something like cartlidge. They are all Grey, and have large eyes with a dark membrane over them due to the brightness of their home planet, so their eyes look dark.
Heil Hitler
THE QUEEN IS YOUR LEADER >YOU WILL TONGUE HER ASSHOLE !!!!!
I thought you all loved her, you wouldnt turn your back to her would you?
Do you know what? You are a complete prick. You really are. Id love to kick you in the head i really would. Its people like you, hiding in your lonely dark room with nothing but a PC and old comic books that make me laugh. Id love to meet up with you and smash the living shit out of you whilst listening to you beg for mercy in your shitty little yankee accent. And then i could laugh some more. HAHA. Youre a penis!
Hitler is God in my eyes.
i knew Hitler wasnt evil
It's called a figure of speech you fuckin cunt.
PS THERE IS NO GOD.
Hey it was a damn joke chill out sweetie. You really shouldn't take things so seriously.
And Hitler is more than a flawed human just just like the rest of us. You know why? Because unlike all you losers who come on this site everyday Hitler was a leader to a lot of people and he stood up for what he believed in.
Ok how much money to fuck the queen? I know there is a price for anything so how much?
"stargirl" It sounds like you're an alien as well. Where do you come from? I bet you are one of those evil aliens that intends to take over the world. That's why you want me to find a hobby, because you know that everything I say is true. You are evil, and you will not win. The Greys and humans will prevail when Hitler comes back. Once they modify his genetics, he will be as close to God as one can get. He will be invincible, and he will slaughter you and all of your kind. Go back to your planet and give up now while you have the chance.
you'd make a great science fiction writer
No, the people with the foil hats are ignorant. The Greys are the ones that communicate telepathically, and these evil brainwashed people wear foil hats to stop the Greys from communicating because the government makes them paranoid and crazy. The Greys are the good aliens, and they want to help the world become better through genetically modifying the human race to improve our genetic quality. They have breeding programs to incorporate superior alien genes into humans, but the evil aliens want to stop this, so they make people wear foil hats so that the Greys cannot telepathically communicate with them. Don't listen to stargirl, people; she is an evil alien who wants us all to wear foil hats so we cannot communicate with the Greys and turn the human race into a superior race that can annihilate the evil government and evil aliens with 24 teeth. Don't listen to the Reptilians either, they are also evil aliens, and the Bible has proven this, as the evil Reptilians were referred to as the Serpent in the Bible.
Hitler didn't die in 1945, he lived on as an entertainer at a little known pub in Reykjavik.
Proof:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-SAa6RQJLm4&mode=related&search=
The English argue that they have bed teeth because Hitler cut off their milk supply?

That's ludacris!

Milk isn't the only source of calcium, in fact broccoli has more calcium in it than milk.
i dont believe anyone is capable of conquering the world,b/c one would need to acquire a brain in order to do so.All throughout history dictators have always been the same.hitler's reason behind cutting the milk supply is b/c he wants to starve people,children need milk,and you need milk to make food.Thus my point on how all dictators are the same,Saddam Hussein did the same thing to his own people.Just think of how your life would be if Hitler did conquer the world??? it'd be all german like ewww.

-dirt dobbler
HITLER SHOULD HAVE GENOCIDED THE NIGGS AND HE WOULD HAVE GOT A MEDAL FOR WORLD ACHIEVEMENT
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