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Getting old

As ive aged I have noticed that my penis and vagina are kind of saging my mother told me I should cut off the penis with a pair of rusty, blunt scissors. Anyway a few days later I ran over a dog with a iron and it didn't go to the pre-school to by it's breakfast for dinner and brunch then it went to go to the toilet to do some kind of things and... Blooood losssssssss.

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Comments (4)
your penis AND vagina?! are you a hermaphrodite??
To confusing a story. Im not a psychiatrist. Go check yourself into a mental case clinic where the retards live.
i saw that last night and (im a girl) it hurt!!!! I thought the whole movie was hilarious except for that part. Like who goes to slovakia???? for hot springs????? it's called a spa.
Don't worry - George Bush has said sillier things than that.