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I think I have a serious problem that may not be normal, I find that I keep going into public toilets after they have been used and fishing out of the pot unflushed poo pipe remnants.

I then carefully take them home and dissect them, looking for pieces of carrot or sweet corn, I then add them to meals I have made for other people and when they eat it I ejaculate uncontrollably in my underpants.

I then get my jism from my underpants and add this to the diners after meal coffee as whipped cream, this really gets me in a frenzy and I have to the run up and down my grandfather clock screaming mouse clock, mouse clock.

After I have calmed down I then eat my own meal which has been specially prepared by myself, I tend to eat just meat and have a liking of chopped up animals, mainly pigs, rabbits, grey squirrels, wood pigeons and blind ferrets with aids, finished off with a boiled crab.

I do not know of anyone else with such habits, is this normal?