Wth is wrong with me

Hi my name is slim shady lol jk...
no my name is randy peterson
I love to staple my nuts together... I just love the feeling. Sometimes I slice my penis with a sharp knife and stick it down the hole..
Then i beat off...when i cum i lick it all up
God i luvvvv cum
Anywho....oh is it normal to stick a dildo in your ass and then stick it down the hole of your d***

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keggie3250 (9022)

2007-06-26 20:36:50

wat a fag

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Timbown (9023)

2007-06-26 20:47:27

HEy i am not a fag ok!!!
I am normal!!!
so leave me the fuck alone
u think ur so fucking cool
u and ur red shirt

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5fingerdiscount (8907)

2007-06-26 20:47:39

you are officialy gay

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Timbown (9023)

2007-06-26 20:52:01

hey fuck u 5fingerdiscount
u think ur so fucking it with ur little fucking comments
u feel like a big man making fun of a man seeking help
well fuck u then

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WalkerTexasRanger (9071)

2007-06-26 22:30:21

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

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WalkerTexasRanger (9071)

2007-06-27 08:57:17

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

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sarasso (9042)

2007-06-27 11:49:51

i think i would have not given my real name. slim shady is better than randy.

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WalkerTexasRanger (9071)

2007-06-27 11:59:55

@: sarasso

You ever have sex with a guy named Randy?

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sarasso (9042)

2007-06-27 12:36:53

@: WalkerTexasRanger

i stay away from men named randy. unless its randy travis!! you need randy travis to play the part of an indian in the show.

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WalkerTexasRanger (9071)

2007-06-27 12:51:37

@: sarasso

Randy Travis is too white, I am the only white guy who can get away with saying im 50% indian. So you say ex law enforcement? You should tri to be a texas ranger like me, I will be retiring here soon someone needs to fill my spot.

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sarasso (9042)

2007-06-27 13:50:53

@: WalkerTexasRanger

naaaa...i was just a jailer and a dispatcher. plus, i dont get those indian images.

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WalkerTexasRanger (9071)

2007-06-27 15:10:26

@: sarasso

You need those, you know I once went under cover into prison, well a bunch of times and I used my real name and no one noticed. I helped un cover an illegal prison fighting ring by entering into it my self. You hear about that?

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5fingerdiscount (8907)

2007-07-05 18:49:31

@: Timbown

i wouldn't have wrote this comment if you weren't such a sick minded faggot

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5fingerdiscount (8907)

2007-07-05 18:51:24

@: Timbown

i wouldn't have wrote this if you weren't a sick minded faggot

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