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Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris used to touch small boys during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and kissed him in the face.
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WalkerTexasRanger (9071)
2007-06-27 08:47:14
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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lizzie (4861)
2007-06-27 10:55:42
He can park his snake skins under my bed anyday.
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sarasso (9042)
2007-06-27 11:32:02
i think chuck norris gets off to those ghost indians he sees in his show
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WalkerTexasRanger (9071)
2007-06-27 11:40:34
@: sarasso
So you have been watching my show? Good to hear, I am 50 percent cherokee indian, the only reason we chose that tribe to say I belonged to them is because its just about the only tribe any normal american can name so we would avoid confusion. Ignore the fact that the kid who plays me in all my flash back episodes doesnt look indian in the least but more like a blonde headed irish boy because 1 out of a million times a half indian baby will look completly white. Keep enjoying.

Chuck
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J-Man (7403)
2007-06-27 11:48:48
Michael Jackson, Michael J Fox, Liz Taylor and now Chuck himself, what a star studded line up IIN has.
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sarasso (9042)
2007-06-27 12:35:02
@: WalkerTexasRanger
chuck norris rocks!! i love that commercial you do with christy brinkley. you just need to add some indians to it.
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WalkerTexasRanger (9071)
2007-06-27 12:53:11
@: sarasso
Yes and indian flash back can be put into my total gym infomercials. Ever do it with a guy that has a beard baby?
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sarasso (9042)
2007-06-27 13:20:37
@: WalkerTexasRanger
beards frighten me
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popdafoo (9943)
2007-08-27 19:09:22
Chuck Norris can do what he wants. He's Chuck Norris.
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CockCrazyGirl4Life (2408)
2007-10-29 22:09:35
Chuck Norris sucks. I detest blonde men. I always preferred Steven Seagal.

*braces self in anticipation of angry backlash via rabid Chuck fans*
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SlimFast (11113)
2008-01-07 15:03:06
@: WalkerTexasRanger
Nice picture WalkerTexasRanger (9071). Is that really you?
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