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ChrisUFC, the REAL story
hey ChrisUFC here,Just wanted to get some things off my chest and be real with you guys. I show no feelings for Starsl*t not because of her, it's because of a horrible giraffe riding accident when i vacationed in Africa. I fell from the tremendous height and landed in poacher trap, severing off my wank. I know, I know its sad... just dont treat me any different because im extremely unhappy about the whole ordeal. Now that I have no c*ck im forced to turn gay, taking it in the ass regularly for pleasure. I've even started f**kin giraffes (I know ironic, huh). Remember this is the real ChrisUFC and any hot black guys out there for hot gay sex GET AT ME the no-dick wonder!
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