i ate my family
well one morning incredibley hungry so i checked the fridge and there was nothing to eat so i decided to search under my bed for my extra stash of food i keep incase of emergency n stuff. Well there was nothing there so i looked at my mum and my sister n my dad i licked my mouth n thought shall i eat them or not, it was my only option. i decided to eat them i gt them tied them up roasted them n had them 4 my sunday dinner. i named my dinner 'roast family.' bt then the police came n i got arrested for cannobolism
Hope your kidding........