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i'm a Dick Bender?
hello everyone my name is dick bender i am a 19 year old student. i go to high school, and when i'm at school people make fun of me all the time they call me a dick bender, but i'm not it not my fault this is my name. but now even the teachers talk behind my back

no nasty comments please otherwise i will send down the boys with ak.. ak 47 banana clips nigga
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Comments (18)
cabinet70 (4440)
2007-06-29 09:47:42
when I go to woolworths shopping they page someone called John Thomas always gives me a laugh. There was also a women in the Us who sued a bank because they wouldnt believe her name was Fanny Batter
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brothershamass (380)
2007-06-29 09:47:49
I think it's a cool name.
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spam_javelin (8680)
2007-06-29 09:49:34
So is your name Richard Bender ? I only ask because Dick is short for Richard. If this is the case just laugh along with them, whip out your cock and proceed to bend it. They'll love you for it, you'll become a dick bending local hero.
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spam_javelin (8680)
2007-06-29 10:18:26
@: cabinet70
I don't get it ????? John Thomas ????..
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WalkerTexasRanger (9071)
2007-06-29 10:22:42
@: spam_javelin
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-06-29 11:18:42
@ spammy
John Thomas is another name for your dick
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Barnum (8435)
2007-06-29 12:03:58
@: cabinet70
whywould they call it a john thomas though?
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brothershamass (380)
2007-06-29 12:30:35
cos some people are offended by the word cock.
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spam_javelin (8680)
2007-06-29 14:20:44
@: WalkerTexasRanger
lol
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spam_javelin (8680)
2007-06-29 14:21:16
@: cabinet70
You know what, i knew that. I've heard it before but i forgot.
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gizzie56 (8681)
2007-06-29 18:32:24
I dont see anything wrong with your name.
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Glen_Quagmire (8987)
2007-06-29 19:00:06
Could be worse.Your name could be Richard Noggin.
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blah123 (8547)
2007-07-01 02:55:27
oompa loompa
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The_Enigma (9017)
2007-07-02 22:34:15
Ur school sucks, the Teachers are doing it too!
Man i say you should send the "boys" with the Ak47's sown too the school and commit the 3rd worst american desaster in history
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becca8893 (4494)
2007-07-07 02:53:10
I hate when parents do that to thier kids. I'm sorry dude, i really feel for you. Maybe you should get your name changed.
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Stinky1 (9078)
2007-07-13 02:31:33
lol....i kew a kid.,..his name was Ben Dover.

(bend over)
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yummy_yummy (10199)
2007-08-25 04:47:24
You poor person dont bur up itll only make the teasing worse
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yummy_yummy (10199)
2007-08-25 04:47:57
penguins dont like bananas
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